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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    In my country, the word "limits" is pronounced "Ke$ha".

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    ...looks like a warthog trying to crawl through a rotted innertube.
     
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    What happened TIB? Where are the real threads? This is boring. You're driving people to drink.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    I saw that movie in the theatre on Christmas day (night) back in '94. Nothing...NOTHING made people laugh harder than (my personal favourite) the snowball scene. People were literally on the floor, rolling with laughter.

    That is some point blank shit right there:

     
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    Robocop is on one of the Cinemax channels. Gratuitous violence at its finest. "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
     
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    What the fuck do the Columbine shooters have to do with any of this?
     
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    Better than drinking people to drive, I guess.
     
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    How is that not permanent? From what I've learned (in the past 20 minutes) is that those implants mold with your bones over time. I'm going to assume that if you're willing to have something surgically implanted under your skin on your face that can bond with your bones, that its going to be there for a while.


    I'm not saying it can't be done, but that it shouldn't. As the great philosopher Chris Rock once said, "You can drive a car with your feet if you want to. It don't mean its a good fucking idea"
     
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    I saw this on the discovery channel. Usually they dissipate within a few hours. The guy in the documentary wouldn't reveal his secret technique because as he bragged, 'How many people can say they do this?' I'm not sure if they fill it as an air pocket or with some puss like substance. His goal was to 'test the boundaries of normality' and he would purposely seek out public places to parade himself as a freak. What he was really trying to accomplish, if anything at all other than garner attention remains a mystery.
     
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    I agree with this. This place is dying.
     
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    Skyrim should be illegal it's so addictive.

    Also, some asshole drank all my wine. What a jerk.

    Is the right donut guy's whatever-that-is melding with his eye?
     
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    People, click that link in my last post and LOOK AT THE PICTURES.

    Or don't. It's just saline. Apparently there are places where you can go and have saline run into whatever body part you want? Again, Japan, so freaking weird.
     
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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Oh, and people who get tattoos and piercings are idiots. ALL OF THEM. And I'LL EAT YO PUSSY FO A CHICKEN WING.

    Seriously. All of it. Gross.

     
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    Woodchuck is great.

    Dat ass:

    Even Christ said "Christ, he flows quite nicely."

     
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    I herevy challange you to a duel!

     
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    Yakuza guys in Japan sometimes have real pearls (as in dozens) inserted into small incisions in their dicks for sex inhancers. Of course, these guys also have those gorgeous tattoos of theirs manually hammered into their body with fresh ink and razor-sharp bamboo chutes (they numb it with a mixture of water and cocaine they rub on with a towel).

    Not something you are going to talk me into trying.

    In other words, for every one thing in America that you or I would consider to be "fucked up", Japan takes that one thing and prison rapes it with a knife while making it's family watch with their eyes forced open whle playing "Entrance Of The Gladiators" over a P.A system all the while making funny cartoon noises.
     
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    ... Stop sayiong gross stuff.



    EIDT: WHERE ARE ALL OF THE GAY CANDANANANAIAINAS WITH THE CORB LUND>!>!!>

    AT LEASYT REPRESENT THE GOOD STUFF,

     
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    Hahaha, oh Japan
     
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    I spent my Saturday night yanking the motor out of a car. Wish my GF was here. Not for sexy time, but to rub my sore back. Damn I'm old.
     
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    Well the beer is all gone, the kids are going to be up at some disgusting time, so bed time it is.
     
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