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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Parker

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    ~!

    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    And since he scored again.

    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #6921 Parker, Jan 8, 2012
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    2-13 I would do it and brag about it. 14-17 would by no stretch of the imagination make me ashamed. 1 and 18 wouldn't have to work to hard for it. Everything else falls into the standard d * l = w equation. *



    *d=level of drunkenness. l=length of time since I last had sex. w=willingness to sleep with lady in question.
     
    #6922 McSmallstuff, Jan 8, 2012
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    Agreed. Don't forget about factoring in whether or not you can get away with some of the higher ups without any of your buddies finding out.
     
    #6923 Nitwit, Jan 8, 2012
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    Yes, that's gotta be a factor. So the real equation is d*l-c = w, where:

    d = level of drunkeness
    l = length of dry spell
    c = chance friends find out
    w = willingness to fuck

    I could add some other factors in there as well, but I think this suffices.
     
    #6924 Trakiel, Jan 8, 2012
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    Truly your brain is far more mathematically inclined than mine. It probably should look more like (d*l=w)/c*

    c=chance of public shaming.

    Edit:

    Trake beat me to it, and did it better.
     
    #6925 McSmallstuff, Jan 8, 2012
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    18 I agree with, but 1 isn't too bad. They can be pretty stuck up.
     
    #6926 jordan_paul, Jan 8, 2012
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    4,5,3. 2 I respect but I need some sort of chest action. 6,8,10 are alot of fun, but run the fine line of getting sloppy if they are not careful.
     
    #6927 JWags, Jan 8, 2012
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    I might take 1 over any of the others. So cute. 4 is the hottest. I'd give my left nut for 12 (or at least pay for dinner). 15-20 are just a bunch of euphemisms for fat. 9, and especially 10 are ugly. All the others are pretty hot.
     
    #6928 Kampf Trinker, Jan 8, 2012
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    Stupid laptop, the home and end buttons don't work when scrolling on a page and the little mousepad scroller thingy just decided to stop working.

    Only one week left until I have to go back to work.
     
    #6929 Bundy Bear, Jan 8, 2012
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    All these math looking equations are confusing my drunk head. I'd do them all but the really big big one. Whatever # she is.
     
    #6930 GTE, Jan 8, 2012
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    Considering that yours truly wont be on to terribly much after tomorrow, what are that chances of the booby/booty/bikini threads getting updated by one of you lovely ladies? *There are some very convincing puppy dog eyes going on right now*
     
    #6931 McSmallstuff, Jan 8, 2012
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    I'm getting drunk for Tebow
     
    #6932 Backroom, Jan 8, 2012
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    As a Seahawks fan, all I can say is FUCK PITTSBURGH. I was a Christian for the last 3 hours.
     
    #6933 Jimmy James, Jan 8, 2012
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    TTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck, I don't even like the Broncos but I'm a fan for now.
     
    #6934 john_b, Jan 8, 2012
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    And the Lord said, "Throw me a touchdown," and Tim did, and the Lord saw that it was good.

    [​IMG]
     
    #6935 Dcc001, Jan 8, 2012
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    Fixed that for you.

    I heartily enjoyed being on the Broncos bandwagon for the last 3 hours. I would kill all of you in front of your families to be sitting with John Elway right now and gather all this thoughts on Tebow right now. What the fuck is Josh McDaniel's saying right now? How pissed is he right now?

    Speaking of Josh McDaniel's, I'm officially off the Tebow Bandwagon as they now go against my Patriots. It was fun Tim, it really was. But I have to go back to your Father.
     
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    I just hope South Park does a Tebow episode. That's all I got.
     
    #6937 Kubla Kahn, Jan 8, 2012
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    Goddamnit, I hate having to root for the Patriots.
     
    #6938 Gravitas, Jan 8, 2012
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    I just got a job as the only white bartender in an entirely black bar. Being a minority is very strange. Also II think I need to start a blog to document all the hilarious one-liners I hear.
     
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    You mean hilarious pick up lines? Dat Ass will go far for actually getting a tip....
     
    #6940 Kubla Kahn, Jan 8, 2012
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