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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    All I will say about my Broncos winning is this:

    I was at my work party, the game was on, it was in overtime, I saw the reception and immediately started screaming:

    "Run you beautiful SON OF A BITCH RUN!!!!!"

    Then I realized that Tebow threw it, and felt ashamed, as if I had screamed a really fat girl's name while in bed with a hottie.

    I'm so conflicted.

    I'm going to bed.
     
    #6961 The Village Idiot, Jan 8, 2012
  2. Parker

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    Unless he's playing your team, you can't help for root for the fucker. He throws like a retarded duck. It's pretty awesome.
     
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    I am so taking tomorrow (and maybe the next day) off work. I have a shit-ton of days I need to use up, and the husband is away - so I'm going to take some me-time and enjoy it without feeling bad.
     
    #6963 hooker, Jan 8, 2012
  4. hooker

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    This must be a Minnesota thing. My mother-in-law makes them. They are pretty awesome.
     
    #6964 hooker, Jan 8, 2012
  5. hooker

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    Because we're slackers.
     
    #6965 hooker, Jan 8, 2012
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    People are starting to go back to work and not be so drunk? Bewildered must be sober, she is normally good for three pages on her own.
     
    #6966 Bundy Bear, Jan 9, 2012
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    What happens if we hit 500 pages?
     
    #6967 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 9, 2012
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    You're not going to close the board and work on your next book, are you?
     
    #6968 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 9, 2012
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    Titties, we need more titties!


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    How they found the car from Total Recall I don't know, nor do I care.


    Some ass

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    Got to love tittay citay
     
    #6969 Kubla Kahn, Jan 9, 2012
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    When you just got Tebownd, should you really show up wearing this hat at the post-game conference?

    Justin Timberlake can wear that hat. Ben Rapeyburger, not so much.

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    #6970 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 9, 2012
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    I was pretty trashed last night. Even though I know I drank a lot, I was somehow able to see straight and pass out in my bed properly. I also finished off my rum! Thank God. I hate that shit.
     
    #6971 bewildered, Jan 9, 2012
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, if we have to just fill 9 pages with titties to get there, that wouldn't be so bad.

    That's what Imma call my band: Nine Pages o' Titties
     
    #6972 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 9, 2012
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    I really don't miss living in an apartment building.

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    #6973 Danger Boy, Jan 9, 2012
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    You could have saved it for when I visit America.
     
    #6974 Bundy Bear, Jan 9, 2012
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    Can we keep the thread going with prayers to Tebow? Tebow and titties. I need a website.
     
    #6975 Parker, Jan 9, 2012
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    Challenge accepted:

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    I won't let hotwheelz go this alone:

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    #6980 ghettoastronaut, Jan 9, 2012
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