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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Flagrant

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk.. ZOMG!!!1! & THE EPIC XMAS THREAD

    Weren't there a number of jokes pointed at him and his diabetes during the roast of Charlie Sheen? Those fuckers were spot on apparently.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk.. ZOMG!!!1! & THE EPIC XMAS THREAD

    She's pretty annoying, but I'd put a hurting on that vagina. She'd be bruised for weeks.
     
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    Color me surprised.
     
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    In Binbrook, that passes as a marriage proposal.
     
    #704 Angel_1756, Nov 29, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk.. ZOMG!!!1! & THE EPIC XMAS THREAD

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk.. ZOMG!!!1! & THE EPIC XMAS THREAD

    If I had a nickel for every time I've heard "fucking CRM!" cursed around the sales department here in the past month, I'd be retiring right now. This shit is getting old.
     
    #706 katokoch, Nov 29, 2011
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    Here in Alabama they call that rape.
     
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    They make up for it with the incest.
     
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    RIP T-Bone, I'll burn down a banana stand in your honor.
     
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    You WISH you could get in on some of that twin sister action!
     
    #710 bewildered, Nov 29, 2011
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    Since we've started talking about gift ideas, and this place has brought me joy over the years, I decided to leave this under the WDT tree. Remember, it's the thought that counts.

    Sung to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock, er, I mean 12 Days of Christmas:

    On the first weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the second weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the third weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the fourth weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    four random thoughts,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the fifth weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    FIVE BOOBIE POSTS
    four random thoughts,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the sixth weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    six promised upgrades,
    FIVE BOOBIE POSTS
    four random thoughts,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the seventh weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    seven quotes from Nom,
    six promised upgrades,
    FIVE BOOBIE POSTS
    four random thoughts,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the eighth weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    eight gift ideas,
    seven quotes from Nom,
    six promised upgrades,
    FIVE BOOBIE POSTS
    four random thoughts,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the nineth weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    nine motto changes,
    eight gift ideas,
    seven quotes from Nom,
    six promised upgrades,
    FIVE BOOBIE POSTS
    four random thoughts,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the tenth weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    Ten mostly green dots,
    nine motto changes,
    eight gift ideas,
    seven quotes from Nom,
    six promised upgrades,
    FIVE BOOBIE POSTS
    four random thoughts,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the eleventh weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    eleven midnight drunk posts
    Ten mostly green dots,
    nine motto changes,
    eight gift ideas,
    seven quotes from Nom,
    six promised upgrades,
    FIVE BOOBIE POSTS
    four random thoughts,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a gif I wish I could un-see.

    On the twelfth weekend drunk thread the TiBbers gave to me,
    twelve Frylock bumpers,
    eleven midnight drunk posts,
    Ten mostly green dots,
    nine motto changes,
    eight gift ideas,
    seven quotes from Nom,
    six promised upgrades,
    FIVE BOOBIE POSTS
    four random thoughts,
    three Shimmered ass pics,
    two banning mods,
    and a giiif I wish I could un-SEEEEEEEE.


    Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Good Kwanza and a Delightful Festivus to all you idiots!
     
    #711 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 29, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk.. ZOMG!!!1! & THE EPIC XMAS THREAD

    So, both me and my sister have never been to a strip club before. Her boyfriend is going to be out of town tomorrow night. She wants me and her to go to a strip club. Is this going to be a fun experience? Or do I need to show up extremely intoxicated? Are sleezy guys going to hit on us? I need to know these things ahead of time.
     
    #712 Devils Advocate, Nov 29, 2011
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    I'm a girl. I'm allowed to do things like that.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk.. ZOMG!!!1! & THE EPIC XMAS THREAD

    Decline to answer on the grounds that you vehemently deny any lesbian tendencies, yes, and yes.
     
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    Yes.

    Yes. It's been my experience that this makes everything better. Except for the people around you, but screw them.

    No more than usual. Which means yes. Actually, the sleezy guys will probably all be assuming the strippers are going home with them, and they won't pay any attention to you. Unless, you start taking your clothes off, too. Then it's 50/50.
     
    #715 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 29, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk.. ZOMG!!!1! & THE EPIC XMAS THREAD

    I will start off my first official Christmas Drunk Thread post with a doozy. So, ya'll ready for a little treat?

    A while ago, I made a thread about an "offensive" basball team my city's getting called the London Rippers which caused the prudes in this city to lose its collective shit. Well, while drunk I wrote a scathing letter to the editor of the local newspaper calling these people idiots, the team name is cool, Jack the Ripper was 5 generations ago, and the entire city should lighten up (a feeling carried almost collectively by TiB) forgot about it, and they printed it on Monday. To say "open up a can of retard worms" is putting it mildly. Feminists (not the good, smart kind)and men who obviously controlled on a leash by women went batshit and declared war on me (which makes me feel warm inside) and my thoughts.

    Here's my favourite backlash of all. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....this:

    ...like the New Jersey Devils. Or the Calgary Hitmen. Was Jack the Ripper a rapist as well? And were there autopsy photos? This dude sounds like he knows so much.

    And that is the state of things in the city I live in. Did I mention today people are compaigning to have a comic strip artist fired for using the word "gay" in a strip? Soothes the soul.

    Are you not entertained?
     
    #716 Crown Royal, Nov 29, 2011
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    Okay, so it will be fun, show up drunk, and we shouldn't be overly bugged. This was not my idea. None of her guy friends will take her, because they don't want to have to answer to her boyfriend. She is under the impression that even though she is a female she will have a blast there. I don't think it is amateur night so neither of us will end up taking off of our clothes.
     
    #717 Devils Advocate, Nov 29, 2011
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    I'm kinda hoping the spirit of the holiday thread brings KIMaster out of his hole. He's like Nic Cage in Lord of War: a necessary evil. To us, he's a necessary douchebag. The kind of douchebag this board needs, because it's at least not boring when he's shouting that stuff he shouts.

    Maybe Nett will get his ACTUAL Santa wish and Supertramp will materialize.
     
    #718 Crown Royal, Nov 29, 2011
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    Oh no no no fuck all of that noise. KIMaster needs to stay dead in whatever hole he died in. We have plenty of douchebags running around. I'll become a douchebag that argues with everyone, is the ultimate contrarian, will tell them I know about a foreign film that is 100 times better, tell people things they like suck because I don't like them, and then follow people from thread to thread neg repping them for everything they say just to harass them. Just let me know I'll do it. We do NOT need that piece of shit back. I hope he's getting Sandusky'd with a sandpaper condom right now.

    I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.
     
    #719 Parker, Nov 29, 2011
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    I did once. After the experience, I became a Christian because I now know Satan exists.
     
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