The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

I'd like to frame it as an animated discussion. Nett banned because of his douchebaggery in the gaming thread for two days and never game back. He'd make a point, you'd counter it, then he'd go into the "You're a stupid, no life having, mouth breather and nobody likes you". Then if you countered that, he'd run around repping people, just so he could neg rep you again. All I know is for he accounts for about 80% of my red dots because I argued with him over a video game I owned but he played at his friends house for a few hours. Who would know more about it? Remember, he claimed didn't own a TV, let alone video game systems. Then I'd ignore him a week, he'd green dot me, I'd say something to be cool about it, and bam it'd start all over. Fuck that guy.

And yeah, that's the second time you've said that Chater, haha. All of KIMaster's shit went down in the movie thread, NBA thread and he started getting into the gaming thread to fuck with me and some other people.

On that same note though, I never saw what SuperTramp post got him on Nett's badside.

 

Oh really? Probably because he raged at Nett when he got two days.

Anyone else overly excited at the Victoria Secret Fashion show coming on tonight?

 

Not to bring it down here, but speaking of Patrice, he was on an episode of Jay Mohr's podcast, Mohr Stories, just a few days before his stroke. What seems like it would be a hilarious conversation became serious and insightful and makes all of this even more heartbreaking. Check it out: http://smodcast.com/episodes/i-thought-you-were-dirty/

 

His interview with Maron was excellent as well.

There is a difference between comics who will take any laugh they can get, and comics who do the job on their terms. Patrice was the latter, and it is what made him great. A true loss to the art form.

 

I called him on some shit that he was trying to pass off as fact, and he replied by PM'ing me with the email address of the vice president of my company, threatening to start shit for me at work if I didn't shut up.

 

I'll take the opposing view on this, argue opinions as facts, rinse and repeat.

Fuck this thread, the focus is me!

 

No. BUT, Alessandra Ambrosio might have sold her soul.

This is her a couple months after giving birth:





Son of a bitch, that's a dangerous woman. Genetic lottery or she starved that baby in the womb.

 

Part of the issue with KIMMY is that he was SURE the mods would always take his side. I recall him bragging that the mods loved him and would never ban him. He acted a lot like some of the RMMB mods (if you dared to disagree, he'd red dot you repeatedly and call you names like a 7 year old, rather than actually back up his argument), and I'm sure a few of them did like KIM, but this board is different, and he never really embraced that.

I always knew when KIM was on a rampage against someone else when I got a green dot from him. He would never, ever green dot me unless he was doing it to try to neg rep someone else multiple times in an hour. I was just one of the ten he ran across so that he could go back and neg rep someone else again.

I finally found a way to block his posts, and the board became infinitely better. It is one thing to have intelligent arguments. It is another to have someone who is just looking to pick a fight because his real life is so shitty (remember his dating profile?).

 

Man, I was hoping someone would bring that up. That was awesome.

For my part, I once disagreed with Mr. Aster about medications. I appreciate having a difference of opinions; but he was adamant that beta blockers were far too dangerous, and their side effects far too severe, to ever even consider having to use for a made-up problem like anxiety disorders. This is perplexing to me. But what do I know, I only have 11 letters after my name because of my education and qualifications in druggery.

Apparently playing chess as a kid qualifies you for a lot.

 

I got annoyed with how he always bragged about being a child prodigy and awesome at chess when he was a kid. It seemed like he topped out when he was 12 and has been pissed at the world ever since.

 

We are behaving exactly as he would want right now. Its like letting the terrorists win.

 

Sweet mother, I almost forgot, thank you for reminding me. It's after Thanksgiving, we can break out this bad boy.

 

The dude attacked me, but not that often. I thinked he admired my movie knowledge or something but let's face it: if you cured cancer, five minutes later he'd come up with an arguement on how it's the stupidest idea ever and how you should be shot and pissed on for even bringing it up in his midst.

Iczorro, it IS that time of year again.

 

Jesus, I didn't even have armpit hair until 15. Didn't start shaving till 17.

 

Is this the Holiday Drunk Thread or the KIMaster thread? Fuck you. Tits.

 

This is you isn't it?



I started at 12, by 16 could grow a goatee, full beard by 18. By 25 I was doing my shoulders and now most of my back looks like a fat varmint exploded on it. So far at the beach I haven't been mistaken for Alec Baldwin, so I suppose that's something.

Annual Christmas and Body Hair Thread. So it begins. Laaaaaaadies?

 

I will pay homage to Patrice O'Neal because he is the funniest black comedian since Richard Pryor, period. No one is even CLOSE to generating the kind of laughs he does. We lose all the good ones early in comedy, it seems.

How can you not crack up at this shit?