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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Gravitas

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    edit* that's the right vid.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    I posted 202 times in last year's Xmas Drunk Thread, and my last post of the year was my 2000th post on the board. I have my work cut out for me. Hey, somebody start up a conversation about some clique of society to get me revved up!
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Hey buddies.

    Also, meh on the Victoria Secret Fashion Show. Complicated underwear confuses me.
     
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    Whatever, you'd be all over that shit if they were trannies / fat.
     
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  5. Nom Chompsky

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    I mean, a lot of them are pretty, but are we pulling a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and pretending the internet doesn't exist?
     
    #745 Nom Chompsky, Nov 29, 2011
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    Too bad you never grew taller.



    Was that mean? I hope not. I'm going for funny here.
     
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    Hahahahaha, my dad, the most conservative guy I know, just sent me a text: "Victoria Secret Fashion Show in 40 min!!!" That made my day for sure.
     
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    BOOM SAUTEED
     
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  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Are you worried that the joke went over his head?

    Wacka wacka wacka.
     
    #749 Nom Chompsky, Nov 29, 2011
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    Is anything funnier than watching guys hit on girls and go down in flames? New guy at work has absolutely no clue.

    Still at work and likely drinking for the third night in a row when I get out.
     
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    Thread title reminded me that bewildered has gone like, three weeks without saying "Boom roasted." I feel like this is a new record since she learned the phrase.
     
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    And I don't consider myself blond, but for some reason, everyone I've ever met does.

    The point is, it's not up to you to decide.
     
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    Denying it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

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    You mean like this:
     

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  15. Nom Chompsky

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    MAN NOM WOMAN

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    WOMAN NOM MAN (PENIS IN THIS ONE)

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    Serious question: why do you have to set up the measurement thing up on the wall and then stand on a phone book to reach 6'? Why not just set the background a few inches lower?
     
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    Because that picture was supposedly taken at an actual police department booking center, so they need to keep it accurate for the actual criminals. Not just the delusional egomaniacs.
     
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    Maybe that picture is "the joke".

    Ghetto was taller than I thought- at least 4 or 5 inches taller than me, but then again Dredd, Rei, LegendaryEsquilax: all at least 6'4" or more. How I felt...let's see...ever seen Maynard James Keenan when he stands with the rest of his bandmates in Tool? That's how I looked at the meet-up. Instant Napoleon Complex.

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    Don't forget Hooker. Must have been at least 7 feet tall, that crazed Amazonian was.
     
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    Did she have insanely long legs or one of those African stretched necks? Based on photo graphic evidence of her torso it has to be one of the two.
     
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