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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. ASL

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    Well my employment was terminated at one of my jobs today. But, fuck 'em. If they don't want to follow federal regulations, that's their prerogative, and I want nothing to do with them. I'm lucky that I have another job with more hours available to fall back on.
    So, celebratory drinking is in order!
     
    #761 ASL, Nov 29, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Look at his tufted ears!
     
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    BOOM ROASTED.

    I earned that one.
     
    #763 bewildered, Nov 29, 2011
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    The Boom Roasted joke lost its luster when I found out that the actual first person to use it was Hitler.
     
    #764 Gravitas, Nov 29, 2011
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    No, I think it lost its luster when you earned its use approximately 10 times from me one night.
     
    #765 bewildered, Nov 29, 2011
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    crack rocks : tyrone biggums :: boom roasted joke : bewildered
     
    #766 Gravitas, Nov 29, 2011
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    Two days. 7 hours of sleep. $28,000.00 in revenue. Down from $42,000.00 three years ago. Numb. I can't get out of this business fast enough. Music, please.

     
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    This is a sex joke, right? Orhave I really had that much to drink?
     
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    this is the problem with the west coast. I get home from the bars and everone is asleep
     
    #771 trojanstf, Nov 30, 2011
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    Fuck it would have been awesome to go to one of those meet ups. Sometimes it sucks being so far away.

    On another note. I've worked three weeks out of the last nine or ten and only three more until holidays.
     
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    Random unsolicited advice of the day: If you're still in school go to all your classes. Not for better grades, not because you paid for it, not because it's the 'right' thing to do - but so you don't wake up in cold sweats stressing about when you have quizzes, exams and projects due because you lost your syllabus and haven't been to class in a month.

    I woke up this morning in a panic because I had a dream that I had 4 quizzes today and no idea what they were on, it wasn't until fifteen minutes later that I remembered I am done with school. I graduated in May 2006. You have been warned.
     
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    I am getting ready to start back up in a few weeks for spring semester. And having already done the college thing. Actually going to class is my biggest goal. I don't know why 18 y/o me couldn't figure out that the times I went to class, school was SO MUCH easier.
     
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    I will be going back to school for the first time in more than a decade in january. I plan on stuffing kids in lockers, collecting lunch money and generally being Big Man On Campus.
     
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    I sincerely hope you sing the Back To School song as you wait for the big yellow (or short yellow, as the case may be) bus.
     
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    And hopefully your bus driver looks like-

    <-------------------- This guy
     
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    My bus is of less length. A Horizontally Challenged Bus, so to speak.
     
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    That's weird as fuck, I have a recurring dream that I'm in the last couple weeks of a semester and there's a history class that I started skipping and then forgot about completely. I start to panic about how I can possibly make up all the work, or if the prof would even let me by that point. Just had the dream last night, too. I graduated in '09.

    Frank's right. Go to class or you'll get post traumatic stress disorder.
     
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    Worth watching, I think:

     
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