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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Kampf Trinker

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    True, but at least in the long run it saves you a ton of money too. With the internet and home depot I think a lot of people don't realize how simple it is to do basic shit that they're calling in 'experts' to care of. Fixing my toilet and installing a ceiling fan probably would have cost me $500 if I didn't have a good tool collection going.

    That toolbox is already sexy as hell. I don't think the woman is even needed.
     
    #841 Kampf Trinker, Nov 30, 2011
  2. dixiebandit69

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    It depends on which series of toolbox you get (Snap-On has 4 different series of boxes: Epiq, Masters, Classic, and Heritage). There are a lot of car companies that don't offer that many selections.

    Mine is the bottom of the line Heritage series (still better than everyone elses' boxes!). I was comparing the prices of similar size roll-cabs, and the prices ranged from $7900-$2800.
    You can deduce how much mine cost from those figures. Either way, it cost more than my car (but it's got better resale value; Snap-On tools/equipment hold their value VERY well).

    So anyway, here's some hot chicks with toolboxes! (until I get my own picture):

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    (This is very similar to my current tool-box setup. And I used to have a pair of channel-lock pliers just like that until some crackheads cleaned me out about 5 years ago. I'm referring to the picture above.)
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    #842 dixiebandit69, Nov 30, 2011
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    Have you ever considered being a Snap On contractor or franchisee? I bet you would be good at it and like it, too.
     
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    When I was in elementary school I had to record something with others to be played for the whole school (I can't remember what it was). If that wasn't horrible enough, I had spent the previous year and a half in a speech class in school because I couldn't pronounce R's correctly. Worst part is the fucking speech class meant I had to miss gym class for that whole time and gym was fun in elementary school.
     
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    54. FUCK that noise.
     
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    The forecast for Saturday at 13,400' just downgraded to 4 degrees and blowing snow. Good thing the plan is only to go 600 feet higher. Digging through my closet for my heaviest layers and bracing myself with lots and lots (and lots) of Avery Nitro Milk Stout.
     
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    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODBYE productivity!
     
    #848 Kubla Kahn, Nov 30, 2011
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    I am fucking terrible at that game. I thought girls were supposed to be better multi-taskers. I was all pumped up to come breezing in here with a billion point score and laugh in all your faces. Nope.
     
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    I've done an exhaustive internet search for "tool box porn," and apparently "tool box" is a slang term for a man's anus in the gay community.
    This was the best picture I found (in my opinion):

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Hanson is coming out with a beer called Mmmhop.

    No, I am not kidding.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/30/hanson-beer-mmmhop-ipa_n_1121569.html?ref=entertainment" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/3 ... ertainment</a>

    This would have been awesome 15 years ago when every boy in America wanted to fuck the chick singer.

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    Eesh. Look at those ghouls.The one on the left looks like that fucking kid from Gummo.

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    The one on the right looks more female now than he did when MMMBop first came out.
     
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    I don't make fun of bands. Dudes have fucked hotter strange than all of us here combined. It's why you start a fucking band. Even if they're in a mormon cult or the children of the damned.
     
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    I literally haven't heard of this band in ten years. I thought they died off like most of the other 90s pop phenoms that had fans picking their song on TRL 30x a day just so it wouldn't slide out of the top ten.
     
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    Really? I was assuming date rapist. If the article didn't tell me it was a singer for Hanson I would have assumed he drugged women so he could toss their unconscious salad on his cigarette burned, stained couch.

    I do. Every chance I get. You know why? Because while they made bank off Mmm Bop, I still don't have herpes.
     
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    me too. That game gives me an insta headache.
     
    #857 rachiii, Nov 30, 2011
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    The open mic at the hostel was cancelled this week. That felt weird, going in and leaving very soon after. But what was the alternative? I may be slightly creepy at times, but not nearly creepy enough (in general) to start indiscriminately hitting on foreign chicks in French.

    An old buddy is coming into town this week on leave. That'll be nice. I'm not sure about this trying to make friends in a new city thing. The classmates I know either live out in the 'burbs or work so god damned much they don't have time to hang out.

    Edit: 81 on that game.
     
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    Right like you wouldn't take tens of millions of dollars and top tier women willing to get herpes just to fuck you. RIGHT.
     
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    My tool box is similar to DixieBandits, but only two columns of drawers. But I win because I got mine and a lot of tools 50% off because of the tech program I was in. For extra space I just built a rack to attach on the side for all of my aerosols, oils and fluids. I love it. A tool box to a mechanic/technician is akin to a desk for an office worker. Stay off it and stay out of it.
     
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