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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Nitwit

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    This is why I like Nickleback.

    "Oh yea, I love Nickleback. Let's play some and sing together!"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jpu...pell&search_query=nickelback+sex&spell=1&sa=X

    Girl, if you're in my truck, and we are singing this together? So far, there is a 100% chance we are going to fuck within the hour.
     
    #861 Nitwit, Nov 30, 2011
  2. GTE

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    I'd rather fuck my hand then have to endure that shitfest in order to score some trim
     
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  3. JGold

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    My main reason for drinking (other than a functioning addiction) tonight was to go prance around like a motherfucking gazelle in the snow, which was supposed to start an hour ago. As of now it's about as dry as a dick in a lesbian's cooch. Eat a bag of dicks, weatherman.
     
    #863 JGold, Dec 1, 2011
  4. Nitwit

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    That pretty much means.....you are out of your fucking MIND!

    I bet you hate AC/DC too. You do....don't you? You little shit.

    Gus said it best. Watch, listen and learn.

     
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  5. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    To go back a page or two, I just had a 120 comment long debate with a Sociologist. NEVER. AGAIN.

    He was trying to convince me the Federal Reserve is a scam.
     
    #865 dubyu tee eff, Dec 1, 2011
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    We're supposed to get some snow down here in New Mexico in the next few days. I'm also getting ice climbing gear and general winter outdoors stuff. I need to get up to CO and climb some mountains soon!
     
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    Funny enough, they've matured and developed into a pretty respectable band. Their recent cd had some real quality material. As weird as it is to say it, its true. Then again, they're not 15 anymore.

    That being said, this pretty much erases any credibility they may have gained.
     
    #867 JWags, Dec 1, 2011
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    Dude. Look at your life. Look at your choices.

    Also that picture of them makes me terrified of aging. Those dudes did not age well.
     
    #868 MoreCowbell, Dec 1, 2011
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    If I ever actually said that to someone in real life, I think I would have to commit suicide to spare the embarrassment I would endure.
     
    #869 zyron, Dec 1, 2011
  10. Judas

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    The only listenable song by Nickelback is Animal, simply because the lyrics are awesome. Yes, awesome.

    Check it:
    Verse 2:
    You're beside me on the seat
    Got your hand between my knees
    And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
    It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
    But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
    By now, no doubt that we were heading south
    I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
    'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
    It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
    I'm screamin'

    Verse 3:
    We were parked out by the tracks
    We're sitting in the back
    And we just started getting busy
    When she whispered "what was that?"
    The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
    And that was when she started screamin'
    "That's my dad outside the car!"
    Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
    Must have wound up on the floor while
    we were switching our positions
    I guess they knew that she was missing
    As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
    Screamin'

    It's about the singer banging an underage girl and the Dad finding him.
     
    #870 Judas, Dec 1, 2011
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    How the hell did you come up with GTE hating AC\DC because he dislikes the vile verbal diarrhea that is Nickelback.

    That is a sick and twisted progression if ever I saw one. If those retards had the musical talent from the Young brothers little toes they would be infinitely better than they are now.
     
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    Infinity can never be reached in real life so your statement is impossible. SO NOW WHO'S THE DUMMY, MISTER BEAR?!
     
    #872 hotwheelz, Dec 1, 2011
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    I prefer the term idiots there Mr Wheelz. Afterall it's why we're all here isn't it?
     
    #873 Bundy Bear, Dec 1, 2011
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    Great troll or greatest troll?
     
    #874 hotwheelz, Dec 1, 2011
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    On the money. Playing music gets you laid. Even if you're in a cover band, you can still bang hot chicks at bars if you sound more than half-good. This doesn't explain why Beethoven wrote symphonies, but it DOES explain why a dude that was stone-deaf played the fucking piano.
     
    #875 Crown Royal, Dec 1, 2011
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    Beethoven was the Springsteen of his time, and his symphonies were pussy magnets. Plus, I don't think he was always deaf. I'm not sure, I don't feel like browsing Wikipedia.

    On another note, nice going Egypt:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/01/world/meast/egypt-elections/index.html?hpt=hp_t1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/01/world/mea ... ?hpt=hp_t1</a>
     
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    He wasn't always deaf, which is why he was able to keep writing good music but couldn't properly perform it.
     
    #877 StayFrosty, Dec 1, 2011
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    That... and he cut the legs off his piano and sat on the floor to compose, so that he could "hear" the vibrations through the floorboards. And apparently he was a total dickbag to anyone who tried to play his music because, even though he couldn't hear what they were playing, he knew they weren't playing it right.

    Also, Gary Oldman does a wicked Beethoven in Immortal Beloved.
     
    #878 Angel_1756, Dec 1, 2011
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    Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy AIDS Day. Hopefully those here infected are going to get out and do their part in spreading AIDS in celebration.
     
    #879 Thorgouge, Dec 1, 2011
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    It's kind of a shame the only "new" classic music nowadays usually comes in the form of music scores for film. And in that case, my personal faves are Hans Zimmer, Trevor Jones, Wojec Kilar and Danny "Oingo Boingo" Elfman.
     
    #880 Crown Royal, Dec 1, 2011
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