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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. wexton

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    I could sell her a nice bank of deep cycle 6volts, or if you want to go really fancy, a bank of deep cycle 2volts.
     
    #901 wexton, Dec 1, 2011
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    Speaking of masturbation,

    For anyone who cares, Mickeys Christmas Carol is on tonight on ABC Family at 6
     
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    I get 4 extra hours at work this week, yay! It also gives me extra time to study since I am cuffed to this desk and have a test tomorrow.
     
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    I have now completely caught up on How I Met Your Mother. This makes me very sad, especially since the last episode revealed...


    (Edit: Seriously if you watch the show, and haven't seen the latest episode, do not open this tag. Hands washed.)
    Robin is fucking pregnant.

    I can not wait for it to actually air. This is why it is better to come to shows when they are already off of the air and I can just veg out via Hulu and what not.
     
    #904 McSmallstuff, Dec 1, 2011
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    Just scored a free hotel overnight in exchange for some passes to the gym. Sweet.
     
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  8. McSmallstuff

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    By free passes to your gym, do you mean pictures of you in leg warmers?
     
    #908 McSmallstuff, Dec 1, 2011
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    I'm still waiting for the sparkles, dammit!

    On a side note, I give you all the gift of pork:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/2009/01/pate_de_campagne" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/2009/ ... e_campagne</a>
     
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    No leg warmers today, just my leggings and uggs. But I got told I look cute...by a guy...so...
     
    #910 shimmered, Dec 1, 2011
  11. McSmallstuff

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    I'm sure that is an everyday occurrence for you.
     
    #911 McSmallstuff, Dec 1, 2011
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    Seriously, skeevy guys must try to rape you like at least 3 times a month.
     
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    The pharmacy has a box that dispenses free condoms. On the box is a sign that says "larger sizes available". Nobody has asked for the larger size. It's only 4 mm larger across the diameter, though. Everyone was fascinated when I went and looked this up.
     
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    I must say though that between the Drunk threads, Avatar threads, and every other thread where Tibettes have chosen to post pictures of themselves, I don't think Shimmered is in the minority in the looks department.

    I mean from regulars like Pimptress, mya, Bewildered, lost, the absent hooker, Dcc, Angel, and of course the aformentioned Shimmered, to less frequent posters like pirate slut, sister kathy, and annabananna, Tibbettes seem to be almost universally attractive. And there are many who's names slip my mind, or who have posted pictures anonymously who are also very impressive physically.

    When you throw in the fact that many of the females on the board are down right hilarious, and intelligent, I think we lucked into a pretty cool crop of ladies on this board.

    So here is a tip of the glass to Tibbettes. You are far in the minority around these parts, but you are all a finer class of people then a bunch of depraved trolls like us deserve.
     
    #914 McSmallstuff, Dec 1, 2011
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    Actually...to be really honest...no...
    I get told I'm too intimidating to be hit on with any real regularity. Even when The Guy isn't around, (or wasn't around because he was busy being a poopiehead) I don't get hit on very often. I dunno if it's because I'm usually obviously in command of what's going on, or because I'm moving so fast through life, or what, but I've had more than one male tell me that hitting on me is scary. Which is retarded since I'm all of 5f3 and not a very big person.


    And I'm horrid at sending out rep points to anyone...I never have anything clever to say.
     
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    Those are going to someone else privately later.


    Also, I'm irrationally annoyed at not being able to work out today because of injections I received earlier. Blah. I wanted to work on my deadlifts and jerks.
     
    #916 shimmered, Dec 1, 2011
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    I've got a deadlift and jerk you can do. - signed every neckbeard on this board.
     
    #917 Jimmy James, Dec 1, 2011
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    Klassy.
    I'm about to coach a pair of classes, then get some goddamn food. I'm starving.
     
    #918 shimmered, Dec 1, 2011
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    Well the little girl fell and got a slight ouchy. Now kissing it wont make it better, nor will my magic "hurt little girl cure." (I throw her up in the air while spouting gibberish.) She is bound and determined that we must go cook do some cooking for her to feel better.

    I'm really excited that she has an interest in cooking and really likes helping me. It shocks me the number of adults who look at the kitchen in horror. I know she's only three, but hopefully she will develop the interest to develop a basic skill that seems to elude a lot of people these days.
     
    #919 McSmallstuff, Dec 1, 2011
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    Shim you sound cocked and loaded. Here's to hoping you have fun tonight and my dollar for your jukebox. Let it rip.

     
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