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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    You think you're being a good parent, but actually, you're just forcing her into traditional gender roles.
     
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    Wait, so doing what you want is ok only if it at odds with traditions of any kind?

    Why can you only be special and happy if you want to do unique things?
     
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    Looking forward to it.
     
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    I never really got that with Lays. Pringles, though are a different story. Give me a can of Pringles, and in no time at all I'll be freebasing the crumbs from the bottom.
     
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    Are you sure her interest is in "cooking" instead of just simply; you, and the kind of attention she gets from you when you think you are teaching her how to "cook"?

    She is, after all, three years old.
     
    #925 Nitwit, Dec 1, 2011
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    Albuquerque is the windiest I've seen it today. Power outages abound. And, the power at the gym was out, so after about 5 minutes of bouldering they closed. Now I'm on the couch in sweats thinking of all the things I want to eat.
     
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    The thing with Pringles is, those fucking cans become your worst nightmare when you can't fit your damn hand down far enough to reach the deliciousness that awaits. The can is awesome as the chips are conveniently lined up for the first quarter or so but then you just get more and more pissed having to tilt the can and actually focus on eating instead of doing more important things like focusing on South Park reruns. I guess they figured it was a good way to combat obesity lawsuits as they could argue the fat fuck had to consciously realize his fat hands couldn't reach the chips but he ate them anyway.
     
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    I'm not one to get mushy, but oh my god this is fucking cute. Spoilered for size:

    [​IMG]

    Just kidding it's a giant fucking cricket big enough to eat a carrot. SWEET DREAMS, ASSHOLES.

    Behold the Weta Cricket. Tremble before your new ruler. <a class="postlink" href="http://gizmodo.com/5864195/the-worlds-biggest-insect-is-so-freaking-huge-it-can-eat-a-carrot" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://gizmodo.com/5864195/the-worlds-b ... t-a-carrot</a>
     
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    I wonder how noisy it is.

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    [​IMG]
     
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    This is a good question. I assume it sounds like a cross between a snarling wolf and a garbage disposal. Especially before it eats your face.
     
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    This is the best I could do:

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    Things get weird in here sometimes, and I randomly remember things like this; from twenty years ago.



    What do y'all think? Candidate for the TIB theme song?
     
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    I think that's gotta be the worst Guns 'N Roses song ever recorded, and I've heard all of Chinese Democracy.
     
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    I don't disagree.
     
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    Is that all TiB is to you? A bad Guns n' Roses song?!
     
    #936 bewildered, Dec 1, 2011
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    My dear Bewildered. TiB is like Guns n Roses, sex and pizza.

    Even when it's bad..........it's still pretty fucking good.

    I love you.
     
    #937 Nitwit, Dec 1, 2011
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    Oh honey bunny. That song was terrible. That's like two people trying to have sex and not being able to get it in, so the people involved jack off a gun into their mouths.
     
    #938 bewildered, Dec 1, 2011
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    Or what I like to call "friday night"
     
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    Really? Tell me more about that.
     
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