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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. StayFrosty

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    I don't have a webcam, but if it works for audio only, I might be interested.
     
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    No webcam required. If you're the braver or drunker type, you can use your webcam, but the only part that really matters is audio.

    We've tried skype in the past but since there has to be a dedicated host (usually me), it usually sucks balls because that host's internet connection is dubious at times. G+ should be much smoother for all involved parties.
     
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    Good morning idiots. I am up early again with baby sitting duties. Then I am off to a Magic tournament. (Yes I'm a huge dork, but it makes me happy.) Then OH THE KID FREE DRINKING!!!
     
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    Given this, and all the country music talk, I can't believe nobody posted these:

    Beer in the console and Country meets Rap (live not a particularly good vocal performance from Mr Aldean)



    ^co-written by Brantley Gilbert, who does this:



    Side note: the girl with the Red Solo Cup that at 2:29, is the former Miss Sprint Cup that got fired for having nekkid pictures on the interwebz. Paige something.

    And, speaking of Red Solo Cups and country music . . .

     
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    Dirt Road Anthem was too easy.

     
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    Why not both?

    Rebel meets Rebel - David Allan Coe, Vinnie Paul and Dimebag Darrell

     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    You know, I don't know if I should be angry or thankful that when most people think of heavy metal glam metal is what comes to their minds. On one hand it annoys me that idiots think that all heavy metal is glam metal and dismiss it out of hand, but on the other hand perhaps I should be thankful that I don't have to suffer said idiots as fans of the music I like.
     
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    I'm down. What time?
     
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    The best country songs ever is actually Canadian:


    The second best was recorded by a little-known British band in the '70's:
     
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    I can't lie, Dirt Road Anthem is actually a guilty pleasure for me. I recognize that there isn't exactly a world of talent there, but it's alright to listen to.

    That said, I can only handle two or three "country" songs on the radio before I start feeling parts of my soul die.
     
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    I'll be available to do it a bit late, like say 10 or 11pm Central. I have a friend's bday dinner to go to at 7 so I'll be tied up for awhile tonight.
     
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    A word to the wise - when someone asks you to help them move, always ask for a list of their possessions before you agree, lest you find yourself faced with the heaviest fucking treadmill in the world, and a 9-piece solid mahogany entertainment unit that, when assembled, measures 8'x12'.

    Every muscle in my body hurts.
     
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    It really doesn't feel like Christmas until the M&M commercial with them leaving, well, I guess their turds out for Santa.

    Or are they their eggs?
     
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    Oh I love the song. But its too easy an answer.
     
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    Not to downplay the suckage you described, but have you ever assembled a treadmill? Try maneuvering it up a few steps, down a staircase with a 90 degree turn halfway down, then putting the damn thing together. Of course, I at least had the bonus of moving an awkward but flat box instead of moving an awkward and fucking big assembled unit.

    Actually, come to think of it, I think that was an early Christmas present for my mom's husband. Maybe I can add on a paperback edition of "How to be an adult figure to your trophy wife's son without being an abusive prick".

    You should have used an ax to disassemble the entertainment center. That works, right? When my parents moved out of their first apartment, they had a solid-piece, very nice bar in it. I think it was just an L-shaped counter kind of thing, but they really liked it. Problem was, they couldn't remember how they had gotten it in, and after hours of trying to get this one object out the front door, they said "Fuck it", and put it out the second-story window.

    The moral of the story is, when in doubt, wreck that shit and move on.*

    *Easier said than done when it's not your stuff, and don't expect beers after.
     
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    Speaking of moving, anyone ever had a piece of furniture that they could get into a room in their house, but the angles are so weird that you can't get it out?

    I once had to toss a desk out the window because I couldn't get it out of the room I could get it in.
     
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    None of this shit is as bad as the dreaded fold away bed. As peoples go to moving guy,* I have moved countless numbers of these monstrosities.

    And the worst part is that initial trepidation as you eye the couch.
    Internal monologue (I.M.) on:

    I.M. "Well there's the couch. It doesn't look to bad. The cushions don't have that sunken in look. Besides my buddy is a good guy, and just as lazy as me. He wouldn't expect me to move a hide-a-bed for a measly 6 pack of keystone. Now maybe if he was offering me a case of Guiness I should worry, but just sixer of stones? No way."

    Buddy "Well let's get the couch next."

    I.M. "He called it a couch. We are good to go. Let me just crouch down... I will lift with my legs, just in case."

    Me aloud "One. Two. Three. Lift."

    I.M. "OH SWEET JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST THIS THING WEIGHS FIVE TONS! AND IT'S ON THE TOP FLOOR OF HIS 1,000,000 STORY APARTMENT BUILDING!"

    Me aloud "You're an ass hole, and you owe me more beer."

    Buddy "Yeah sorry about that, but you're the only person I could think of that could help me with this. I'll get you next time."**


    *One of the shitty things about being a large person is that people seem to think it's perfectly acceptable to view you as heavy machinery.

    **Said buddy proceeds to NOT "get you next time," but will however tell you that he owes you until you give up on every getting just compensation for furthering your impending arthritis.
     
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    Ya'll can keep your country music (see what I did there?), but if you think there aren't any truly talented musicians out there anymore, you just aren't looking hard enough.



    Long video, I know, but it gets really good at about the 7:45 mark, also at just around 12 minutes.

    These guys perform some of the most phenomenal improvisational rock you will ever see.

    EDIT: Gotta throw this one in there too because it's just too damn awesome. No Woman No Cry/Let it Be mashup? Yes please.

     
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    We were able to get it after about an hour of finagling, but when we were moving out of Boston it was a nightmare getting a couch out that we were able to easily get in. It was also one of the hottest days of the year, thinking about that experience (the whole moving out of the city in balls ass hot heat, not just the couch) experience makes me want to cry, I hope I never move to a city again.
     
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    I think I might be down for a G+ hangout later.

    I don't really know this band, but this song rocks my face off! There should be more songs like this.

     
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