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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. JoeCanada

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    There's no fucking way it's worse than Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, so I really can't give him too much shit. I didn't see it in theaters, thank god, but still.
     
    #1061 JoeCanada, Dec 2, 2011
  2. Flagrant

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    SHUT UP SANDWICH CAT I LOVE THAT MOVIE.







    nohomo
     
    #1062 Flagrant, Dec 2, 2011
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    I would go to that movie just to jerk off to Alexis Bledel.
     
    #1063 kuhjäger, Dec 2, 2011
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    That's the only reason I watched it a 2nd and 3rd time.
     
    #1064 JoeCanada, Dec 2, 2011
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    I'm about ready to take a fucking nap.
     
    #1065 shimmered, Dec 2, 2011
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    Spice World... In the theater. I still smell the stench of shame on my soul.
     
    #1066 jdoogie, Dec 2, 2011
  7. Jimmy James

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    Can you let us know when you change your name to vaginallips? I don't like getting confused.
     
    #1067 Jimmy James, Dec 2, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Ballsack, serious question:

    Do you like having stuff up your ass?
     
    #1068 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    Bored at work, waiting for the workday to end so I can go have a beer and watching Intervention. Some chick just took a bunch of pills & tried to kill herself on camera - mostly for the attention, I think - I mean the camera crew was right there. The producers had to call 911 & deal with the paramedics. Do you think they HATE dealing with these people (the producers/camera crew - not paramedics). So many of the subjects of these documentaries are beyond annoying. I know they have serious problems, but man - they can be so annoying.
     
    #1069 Slambrarian, Dec 2, 2011
  10. shimmered

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    The Guy went to Arkansas for an anime convention with our boss. They're vendors for the weekend. I just sent The Guy a nudie pic. He couldn't open it...so he sent it to our boss.

    *sigh*


    it's a good thing we're all REALLY fucking close.
     
    #1070 shimmered, Dec 2, 2011
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    Is this a Rant or a Rave?

    Wait...wrong thread.
     
    #1071 Now Slappy, Dec 2, 2011
  12. shimmered

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    This is not promotable...I'm already top of the food chain here.
     
    #1072 shimmered, Dec 2, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm genuinely curious. Do you like a finger, or a plug, or w/e?

    I ask because you seem into anal stuff.
     
    #1073 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    Done with classes for the week, can I get a YEEHAW?
     
    #1074 bewildered, Dec 2, 2011
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    This is why you should clear this stuff with us first - to ensure that all photos are tasteful and (in)appropriate.
     
    #1075 Misanthropic, Dec 2, 2011
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    Guess the boss got his Christmas gift early this year
     
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    When/if you hear that Poker Face song, do you think "poke her face," like with a penis? That song is on and I keep having visions of a guy smacking a woman in the face with a dick.
     
    #1077 bewildered, Dec 2, 2011
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    That song gives me nightmares about Lady Gaga smacking me in the face with her dick.
     
    #1078 Gator, Dec 2, 2011
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    I justvtexted back and said "hand him the booze and step away. Dammit."
     
    #1079 shimmered, Dec 2, 2011
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    To all the Tibettes with long hair, or Tibers with daughters who's hair you had to blow dry, is there a way to make that shit go faster?

    Until I am in school, most of the bathing duties have fallen to me. And drying baby girl's hair takes for-damn-ever. I did have a break through when I figured out that towel drying first helped a lot. That little discovery knocked off at least half an hour. But it still takes between 20-30 minutes to finish, and her hair is still usually a little damp.

    When I ask the girl I just kind of get the feeling that I am asking her why 2+2=4. It seems that it is such a simple concept that it is information I should have picked up merely from being born.

    Any help would be appreciated. This is greatly cutting into my drinking time.
     
    #1080 McSmallstuff, Dec 2, 2011
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