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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. GTE

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    Problem solved

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    I threaten her with that shit all the time. All I have to do is tell her I'm going to cut her hair like the boys, and she sharpens up quick fast and in a hurry.
     
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    -Towel dry first as best as you can, maybe even with two towels.
    -Set dryer to warm (you don't want to fry the poor girl's head).
    -Take a brush and have her hang her head down. Starting at the nape of her neck, take inch deep sections and dry from scalp to tips while brushing outward. As long as the dryer is on warm, you can put the mouth of the dryer about an inch or two from the hair and brush, angled slightly down the hair.
    -Keep doing this in sections until you're done. Having slightly damp hair is ok...you don't want to fry it bone dry. Also, finishing up by using cold air on all the hair is good.


    If she has a lot of hair it might very well take 20 or 30 minutes. If you're a lazy asshole like me, you'd just towel dry, brush, and put it up in a bun. My hair is so thick that it can take 40 minutes to totally dry it.
     
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    It sure does suck.
     
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    How close is close? Because I'm friends with some couples with whom this would be perfectly acceptable...being as how we are so close. If you catch my drift.
     
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  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Ballsack, I'm not hearing a no...
     
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  7. Gator

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    How do you expect him to answer when his gf is smacking him in the face with her dick?
     
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    Yea, what Bewildered said about the bun.

    It's not cold here, so this worked for me.

    I used to do the pony tail on her before school. Brush it all back from the front first, then scoop it up from the nape with one hand while grabbing it all together with the other. The higher up you bunch it, the cuter it looks. If you are really in a hurry, comb her bangs down, band it low and stick a headband on her. After a while, you can learn to do pig tails. Stay away from curling irons. We were not meant for those.
     
    #1088 Nitwit, Dec 2, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    You might also want to invest in a cap-style dryer.

    Yes, I have a lot of extremely thick hair. It's a bitch to dry.
     
    #1089 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    Ballsack, 2003-2011. RIP.

    Dude, I seriously don't know how you live with yourself anymore.

    At least I know that Bed, Bath and Beyond gift card I sent you will be well received.
     
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    Question for you New Yawkers: how horrible an idea would it be to go visit NYC for the week between Christmas and New Year's? I imagine it fills up horribly with tourists for NYE itself. But in general. I want to try doing some typical NYC things like visit the pizza places and Katz's deli and such. Or am I better to wait until later when the chance of a snowmageddon is reduced and I can get Jon Stewart tickets?
     
    #1091 ghettoastronaut, Dec 2, 2011
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    Nope, youre fine. Im spending a night in NYC with the girlfriend 2 days after Christmas to visit the tree and such. Its worse the weekend before.
     
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    It's not that bad.

    If you're doing touristy stuff, it'll always be filled with tourists. If you're not, then it won't be much worse than any other time. Daily show tickets are really hard to get regardless (I've heard, maybe somebody else can confirm).

    Hmm, will any other Tib people be around? I'm trying to figure out whether it's worth it for me to come down at all over that stretch.
     
    #1094 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    There's a bunch of tickets available for the 14th and 15th of February right now on the website. I'd totally get some, but I won't be able to get leave from work that week, sadly.

    I don't care much about standard "touristy" stuff like the Empire State Building or Statue of Liberty. Mostly I'd want to go to have fun, eat some good food, meet people in hostels. Hang out with some TIBers if they're up for it.
     
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    Do we need to bring back Gris? Anybody know Gris's e-mail? For the love of God, WE NEED GRIS.
     
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    We ARE happy for you.

    It's just a little amusing because your personality tends to dictate that anything you believe is the only way to do things and everyone else is worthy of ridicule. So, it's a bit of a switch when you go from unrepentant asshole to normal person. That's all.
     
    #1097 bewildered, Dec 2, 2011
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    Oh, then it should be fine. What kind of food you into?
     
    #1098 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    Careful Ghetto. He might try to stick it in your butt.
     
    #1099 bewildered, Dec 2, 2011
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    I'd like to hit up a good Jewish deli (Katz's comes to mind) to compare it to Schwartz's in Montreal. And one of those legendary pizza places. After that, well, I'm up for anything. Anything. I mean, I'm from Toronto, so I've got a pretty good exposure to whatever ethnic food you can think of.

    In other news;

    Oh hi there. What's a $10 bottle of red wine like you doing in an apartment like this?
     
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