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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    Blahhhhhhhh. They're old. Like a couple of years old. I just happen to have them on my phone because every time I upgrade I save all my data.
     
    #1121 shimmered, Dec 2, 2011
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    Nice. I was going to wear something similar.

    In other sad news, the guy that raped Ned Beatty in Deliverance died. He was also the main prick in The Outlaw Josey Wales.

    Here's to you, Mr Alabama Rapist Man.

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    Looking at his Imdb, he was also in... Looney Tunes: Back in Action?
     
    #1122 CharlesJohnson, Dec 2, 2011
  3. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    First, no boobie and booty posts, and now Ballsack is, dare I say, somewhat human?

    This shit better stop, and stop now.
     
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  4. shimmered

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    [​IMG]

    You can see my mosquito bites.
     
    #1124 shimmered, Dec 2, 2011
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    I totally saw Mr Alabama Rapist Man open for Blue Oyster Cult in 1981.
     
    #1125 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 2, 2011
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    I expected something VERY different when I opened that spoiler...
     
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  7. shimmered

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    I have never seen Deliverance. Without IMDBing it, I have no idea what it's even about...



    What? I SAID you could see my mosquito bites.
     
    #1127 shimmered, Dec 2, 2011
  8. JWags

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    Ahem. Thats where the confusion resided... I thought the badgering of the thread got to you.
     
    #1128 JWags, Dec 2, 2011
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    You jerk! They weren't even in Alabama!
     
    #1129 bewildered, Dec 2, 2011
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    Really? I thought it was as ubiquitous in pop culture as Dan Fogelberg and ovaltine.

    Well let me sum up the plot for you:

    Ned Beatty goes canoeing and gets raped. The end.

    The stories about that flick were better than the actual movie. Apparently ole Bill was a method actor. He got himself worked up before he savaged Ned Beatty's tender butthole. Burt Reynolds had to step in to stop the sexiness.

    Close enough. You backwoods rapists all look alike.
     
    #1130 CharlesJohnson, Dec 2, 2011
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    Does anyone have any trouble understanding this wonderfully Christmassy song:



    My wife can understand the bells on Christmas part, but nothing more. I think it might be growing up with my family's irish brogue that I know it.
     
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  12. shimmered

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    Ha. No. One of the people on the board has actually met me and can attest to the JLo-esque proportions of my ass and the Kate Hudson-esque proportions of my boobies. It's a travesty.
     
    #1132 shimmered, Dec 2, 2011
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    You know how some people will order a glass of wine even if they aren't drinking just to make the other people at dinner comfortable?

    I already ate dinner and I'm on a strict diet. How can I swing this for food without looking like a weirdo?
     
    #1133 bewildered, Dec 2, 2011
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    Tell them a few different things:

    You're trying a new diet: Anorexia.

    The sight of them eating ruins your appetite.

    Food gets in the way of you copping a quicker buzz.

    If you eat anymore you may have to poop to make more room and public bathrooms aren't very nice. Especially in Alabama.
     
    #1134 CharlesJohnson, Dec 2, 2011
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    I am currently sitting in the erie hotel in port jervis new jersey waiting for my girlfriends train which will be at least another 2 hours. At least i have beer!
     
    #1135 Flagrant, Dec 2, 2011
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    You said you wanted to get a legendary slice or something. I think they're overrated, but if you want to get one of the slices people pointlessly argue about, there are a few places that you might want to go.
     
    #1136 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    Finally home, now I can relax and get a little captain in me.
     
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    To remedy the situation mentioned earlier.

    Asian boobs.

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    #1138 Bundy Bear, Dec 2, 2011
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    Jesus. Just call me Senor Red Eyes.

    Oh, and just in case you didn't know, when you ask for whip cream, chocolate sprinkles and a cherry on top of your coffee, it's not coffee. That's what we call (in The Industry of course) a "milkshake". What IS this new fuckery? Throw a faggy sparkler in it while you're at it, cool dude.
     
    #1139 Crown Royal, Dec 2, 2011
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    Who'd imagine this guy'd be hard to understand?
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    It's Shane McGowan. He is not known for his enunciation.
     
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