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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Juice

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    It's been a long time since I've seen this picture, but her you go:

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    It's a retarded tiger. (No, really)
     
    #1141 Juice, Dec 2, 2011
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    I never knew tigers could have Down syndrome.
     
    #1142 Thorgouge, Dec 2, 2011
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    You clearly haven't seen Derrick Rose's original SAT scores.
     
    #1143 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    I turn {old} on Sunday. The drinking starts...


    ...10 minutes ago.
     
    #1144 $100T2, Dec 2, 2011
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    I know of no greater insult than when I graciously give my cat a little bit of my human food as a treat and he turns his nose up at it. Oh really, motherfucker? You think my dinner, that I slaved all day over in the kitchen, is less delicious than your Friskies canned food made up of horse bladder? Maybe I'll remember that next time you need other human powers, like for me to press the button on your laser toy. Asshole.
     
    #1145 audreymonroe, Dec 2, 2011
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    Is this the same cat that decided that laying in the recycling bin with the rest of the recyclables was a good idea? Can you honestly be surprised by this behavior?
     
    #1146 Trakiel, Dec 2, 2011
  7. dubyu tee eff

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    Fixed.
     
    #1147 dubyu tee eff, Dec 2, 2011
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    Yes...but that's not weird...it's a box full of bags and boxes, which are his favorite things in the whole world. Of course he'd want to hang out there. Dubyu tee eff's theory is more accurate.
     
    #1148 audreymonroe, Dec 2, 2011
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    This should be in the "Why aren't you extinct?" thread
     
    #1149 GTE, Dec 2, 2011
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    Just got my 27" monitor in the mail. I'm gonna go blind with this thing. Porn...here I come. har har har
     
    #1150 Arctic_Scrap, Dec 2, 2011
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    1) If there are any New Yorkers who are down for a redux of the meet-up in New York for the week of the 26th-31st, let me know. I really want to visit New York City and a night with a few cool TIBers would be awesome. But mostly I want Nom to show up.

    2) I have recently taken delivery of a fine kilt, in the official tartan of Canada. Should I wear it to the work Christmas dinner party next Friday? Bear in mind I am still "the new guy" around here. Thoughts, please.
     
    #1151 ghettoastronaut, Dec 2, 2011
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    Are you going to wear it without underwear for Nom's convenience?
     
    #1152 zyron, Dec 2, 2011
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    Sir! It would be extremely ungentlemanly of me to wear a kilt without appropriate under-attire to my work function.

    Also, Nom would totally be the bottom between the two of us.
     
    #1153 ghettoastronaut, Dec 2, 2011
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    Also, despite mostly growing up like a mile away from it, I've never actually been to Katz. I'd be down for a big slab of meat in my mouth, no homo, pause, not gay.
     
    #1155 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    Can we go to a Vietnamese restaurant and make jokes about the waitress being the vietnameat in our man sandwich?
     
    #1156 ghettoastronaut, Dec 2, 2011
  17. Nom Chompsky

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    Haha sure thing papi.



    I went through a Dirt Nasty phase like 4 years ago.
     
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  18. dubyu tee eff

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    I'm up for TiB meet up round two over Christmas break. And this time I will be sure not to bring lady friend from previous meet up.

    Katz Deli is extremely overpriced, but it is definitely delicious. It is worth having once. More than once only if you are loaded.

    In other news, I'm incredibly lame. Friday night with no immediate school-related obligations...so instead of going out I'll be using this opportunity to work on research.

    edit: Shit I totally missed my 1000th post. Humbug.
     
    #1158 dubyu tee eff, Dec 2, 2011
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    I was really hoping we would get the hot and kinky picture posting Nom this weekend, instead of the non porn posting "It's only gay if you blink before I get off, you dirty little man bitch" Nom.

    I'm not sure I even believe in Black Jesus anymore.
     
    #1159 StayFrosty, Dec 2, 2011
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    In light of recent events I am at least thankful for riding in 1st class with free drinks. Of course, I still have to drive home later so had to keep it reasonable, but as soon as I walk in the front door I think all bets are off for how fucked up I get tonight (that or will just cry myself to sleep . . . tomato/tomahto)
     
    #1160 DannyMac, Dec 2, 2011
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