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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Wait, does this mean that you're leaving on New Year's Eve and not spending it here? Because that's incredibly lame.
     
    #1161 audreymonroe, Dec 2, 2011
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    I thought the Jew in you would appreciate the $100 cheaper airfare.
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    To quote Ray Liotta in Goodfellas:

    "Ohhhh, alright."

    I can appreciate smaller asses too. Bonus tattoo:

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    Nipple mouth

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    #1163 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    She looks cold.
     
    #1164 Angel_1756, Dec 2, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    If that's your way of saying you'd like to drag your warm tongue down her back, it's vague. But I like it.
     
    #1165 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    And just like that, my faith is restored.
     
    #1166 StayFrosty, Dec 2, 2011
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    Full blown AIDS, just another reason why you should all go watch Life's Too Short.
     
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  8. audreymonroe

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    It's weird, for the first time, I am the most Christian roommate in my living situation ever since I started college. The others are completely Jewish, Muslin, and Hindu, and the Jew and Muslim are more religious than I am. I really want to put up some decorations, but I feel a bit guilty. Which I guess still makes me pretty Jewish.
     
    #1168 audreymonroe, Dec 2, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Wait, audrey, you live in JERUSALEM, Brooklyn?
     
    #1169 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    No?
     
    #1170 audreymonroe, Dec 2, 2011
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    Put a Menorah ornament on top of the tree. Problem solved.
     
    #1171 StayFrosty, Dec 2, 2011
  12. audreymonroe

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    And I can use the extra room to a house an elephant that I'll paint blue!
     
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    Get it? Because there's a tiny area in Jerusalem that's incredibly holy for three different major religions?

    THAT JOKE WOULD HAVE KILLED ON BIRTHRIGHT
     
    #1173 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    Or you could make a papier-mache miniature model of the Gaza Strip. Fun for the whole room!
     
    #1174 StayFrosty, Dec 2, 2011
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    HAHAHA. Damn. I wish I had gotten that right away.
     
    #1175 audreymonroe, Dec 2, 2011
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    Who's down for some G+?

    Ghetto? 'Bama? Gravitas?
     
    #1176 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    In a bit, yeah.
     
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    I'm down too. In a bit. Need wine first.
     
    #1178 Angel_1756, Dec 2, 2011
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    Come over I have pumpkin beers!
     
    #1179 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    pumpkin beer is delicious. you know what else is delicious? Wheach. It's peach beer with maybe the worst name ever, but it's SO good.
     
    #1180 rachiii, Dec 2, 2011
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