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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. kuhjäger

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    So in the song "Do you hear what I hear" they mention baby Jesus shivering in the cold, so they bring him "silver and gold".

    How about a blanket for the kid? I mean I know you can buy lots of blankets with silver and gold, but where are you going to find an open store to buy one on Christmas?
     
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    What it is is an attempt by jewelry companies to associate silver and gold with comfort and warmth in the minds of young children. Blankets? Useful things? Thrift? No! What you need is hard, shiny objects.
     
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    Jesus and the Wise Men were Jews...
     
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    Fuck snow. Winter Wonderland my ass.
     
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    Can I have some of your snow for Christmas?
     
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    Sure. But only on the condition that you keep getting it through February at least.
     
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    Eh, better than

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    Working the shop today. Rode my bicycle to work. It's very slow here. There's a bottle 1800 pre-mix margarita in the back. Hhmm.

    I think I want to see this movie:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    The look on this man's face is quite amusing:

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    The wise men were from the orient, so they were likely some sort of Zoroastrian like religion.

    If they were Jews they would have haggled with Jesus, not just given him shit.

    " Jesus, I'll give you this myrrh if you die for 5 days and come back to life"

    "Two days"

    "4 days and I will throw in Frankincense, gold, and an iPod"

    "Three and you can keep the iPod"

    "deal"
     
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    So you are saying that these guys actually had it right?

     
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    That woman has huuuge waist to hip ratio.
     
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    I don't know how important it is, but I'm on that fucker all the time. It's like one big giant worm hole time suck. Why do they have to blue highlight everything that also has it's own unique page, anyway?
     
    #1294 Nitwit, Dec 3, 2011
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    I do know this: Wikipedia solves most drunken debates.
     
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    Got drunk as fuck last night and started quoting/screaming this at random groups of people. I was amused with my drunken self at the time.

    My stomach hurts now. Fuck.
     
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    The irony of people seeing Jesus's face in their toast and water stains is that there's basically no way Jesus looked like that. They're just seeing some regular dirty blonde guy.

    Here's a more reasonable interpretation of how he might have looked:

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    Forget Jesus. This board should worship Craig Christ:

     
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    It actually cracks me up because the white trash rednecks who are all firey for Jesus are the same people who probably hate all other cultures, especially ones from the middle east.
     
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    New favorite song. I downloaded the whole David Guetta Album and as Wheelz would say "It's Tits". Also this is a good track to balance out all the "old white fogey hipster guitar kneeslap rock" (see: catch all) posted in every drunk thread

     
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