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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Jesus was an alien. The end.
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    I have to go eat ice cream now, but somebody told me this, and I thought it was ridiculous:

    She said that her friend(s) often waiting until they were menstruating before going out with a new guy. That way, there was a natural barrier to hopping into bed too soon.

    Thoughts from the gallery? I voted that it was silly, but maybe some of you have done that?
     
    #1322 Nom Chompsky, Dec 3, 2011
  3. Bundy Bear

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    When i was about 8 or 9 I used to tell everyone that the bible had been created by some old lunatic who was pissed on apple cider and had a beard so long he tripped over it. 20 years later I still find this applies quite well.

    Lets get into the spirit of it shall we.

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    I have laid in bed all day. This is amazing.
     
    #1324 shimmered, Dec 3, 2011
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    [​IMG]

    In other news, I think that guy's a fucking alien.
     
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    At least his hair is.
     
    #1326 Now Slappy, Dec 3, 2011
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    Me too. I tried working on a project but quickly met a couple walls to progress so I just laid in bed for 3 hours this afternoon.
     
    #1327 bewildered, Dec 3, 2011
  8. Bundy Bear

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    It's driving me nuts but what was the show where the hair had a life of it's own and tried to strangle someone. Simpsons or something animated maybe.

    Maybe It's one of my fucked up dreams but pretty sure I've seen it on the box before.
     
    #1328 Bundy Bear, Dec 3, 2011
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    One of the Simpson's Treehouse of Horrors episodes. Homer gets a hair transplant from Snake and it comes alive at night.
     
    #1329 zyron, Dec 3, 2011
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    The funniest thing about that skit was Moe's cereal: Penicill-Os.

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    #1330 Crown Royal, Dec 3, 2011
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    Well since I can't think of a better thread for a first post than the epic month long holiday drunk thread, I suppose it's a good time to do something constructive instead of lurking. Also, the number of TiBettes seems to have dropped, so I'll work on bringing that up.

    The only thing good about working a shit retail job at 8 am on a Saturday is being home early to start drinking and play video games all night. Awesome, I know.
     
    #1331 anteater, Dec 3, 2011
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    All I want for Xmas is a lot more rumm...
     
    #1332 $100T2, Dec 3, 2011
  13. Crown Royal

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    Shit, that's almost 100 pages already. Going for another record are we?

    What board member will post naked pictures of their siblings next?
     
    #1333 Crown Royal, Dec 3, 2011
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    What are you doing to your poor brother Crown?
     
    #1334 Bundy Bear, Dec 3, 2011
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    No barrier for me. Unlike one of my friends, I do draw the line at eating it, though.
     
    #1335 Nitwit, Dec 3, 2011
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    No no. I have literally only left my bed to shower. I'm worthless today.
     
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  18. Crown Royal

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    I think "implication" is my favourite word now. Is there a creepier character on TV than Dennis Reynolds?

     
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    You're still on fire for that thing? I told you earlier I cracked at the 2 minute mark. Exactly what second does it get good?
     
    #1339 Nitwit, Dec 3, 2011
  20. Crown Royal

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    I can sit all the way through that shit easily. It's hysterical because it's so awful, but so awesome to behold in it's awfulness that it's good.

    For instance:

     
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