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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Thorgouge

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    Fuck, all I want to do is get drunk and play Battlefield 3... Damn finals, I'm studying my fucking ass off for ONE class in particular. No matter how confident I am being able to breeze through the homework and practice questions I know the exam will be completely different as the professor is a giant scumbag who is less interested in the class than I am. And on top of that my damn date got rescheduled thanks to flight delays. Maybe I'll just get drunk anyway.


    edit: Holy fuck that video is awesome. Is it an audition tape for Rambo or something? This guy deserved the role.
     
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  2. john_b

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    Goddamn, American Horror Story is one fucked up show. Watching my 5th episode now.
     
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    OK. I'll try it. Does it matter if it is trying to be serious and suck or can it be trying to suck and still suck at sucking?

     
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  4. ASL

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    That rendition of Oh, Holy Night makes me want to remove my ears with an acetylene torch.

    I've been half useless today. I got off to a good start with cleaning, laundry and homework. However, I came home from Costco and lied face down on my bed and fell asleep for a few hours. Now I'm sitting in bed drinking hot toddy's to try and kill this cold. I might get crazy and read my chemistry text book, though.
     
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  5. Bundy Bear

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    Who wants to help me throw away $250 on the NFL in my betting account. Tips are welcome I need at least 8 games.
     
    #1345 Bundy Bear, Dec 3, 2011
  6. bewildered

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    Throw it away over here, into my pocket.





    Did that work?
     
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    I think I'm going to put on The Ref, my favorite Xmas time movie.

    For those who have not experienced the awesomeness, watch the opening scene. Skip to 3:45 to get past the credits:

     
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  8. Nitwit

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    I just spent an hour compiling a per request Texas country playlist for dubya tee off and what I thought was a CC for Gravitas for proofreading went it all went away somehow. Dang, I hate it when that happens. Let's party.

    Music please:
     
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  9. Crown Royal

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    Dryest. Line. EVER. Too awesome.

     
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  10. Kampf Trinker

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    I will always swear by this:


    Most of the time I won't drink vodka for the taste. It's just a toast, or an excuse to get drunk faster. It usually tastes like nail polish remover, but that shit goes down smooth.
     

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  11. Nitwit

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    Looks like no nookie, tonight.

     
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  12. bewildered

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    Are you gaining weight for your wedding?
     
    #1352 bewildered, Dec 4, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    He needs to be able to fit the bust of his dress.
     
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    Well hormone enhanced chicken breast seems to be doing wonderful things in Japan so I don't see why it can't work for the Sack. Versions 1.0 - 3.0 derided anything close to femininity but Version 4.0 seems to be embracing the X chromosone side a little bit more than need be.
     
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    For the hat trick:





     
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  16. Crown Royal

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    I saw this dude at Disneyworld a few weeks back and he's probably the best I've ever seen. How the fuck he can hold his guitar like that I have no clue. 1:27=insanity.

     
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    I'm having a champagne night.


    Celebrate, bitches.
     
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    My friend and I just went to the taping of Hannibal Buress' Comedy Central show. I had never heard of him before, but he was really funny.

    The seats had filled up with the group in front of me after waiting in line forever, so we had to stand along the sides of the theater. During the show, I turn back to whisper something to my friend when who do I see behind her but CHRIS ROCK. He notices me realizing it's him and winks at me and it was awesome.

    That was my night.
     
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  19. Nom Chompsky

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    Dude, he's really good.

    He used to write for SNL, and is now a writer/occasional actor on 30 rock. He was also on Louie.

    Comedy is the shit. You get drunk faster if you don't eat.

    Hi.
     
    #1359 Nom Chompsky, Dec 4, 2011
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    Best guilty pleasure meal around. I do it once a month or so, and I know any nutrients in my body are running for the nearest orifice to avoid being in the same place as that processed glue shit, but it's hard to make good decisions when the deliciousness has my tongue gyrating around the inside of my mouth like a nubile dancer.

    I haven't even drank in weeks, and most of the time spent on this post was re-re-re-correcting my mistype of 'tongue".
     
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