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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. TX.

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I just don't answer unknown numbers. But, when it's a text asking something innocuous and it's plausible it's someone I actually knew years ago, I'll respond. It's a once-in-a-blue-moon situation.
     
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    I'm not sure how that series could be worse.

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    So many vampire shows. I have been watching True Blood lately. The only thing I am sure of is if female vampires were real, I would be a corpse in about two minutes.
     
    #123 CarbonCopy, Nov 22, 2011
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    Yeah, she's pretty much the hottest female on TV.

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    Fuck it. Gimme some boobs and a beat.





     

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Few gingers do it well, and she does. Holy shit that look means business.



    I spent the past four hours in my shop cutting in two small mortises. Gahhh where's a cold beer to hold in my hands.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Anybody else frying a turkey? I recently moved to the midwest and was surprised to find that none of Mrs. ADD's family had ever had fried turkey. Surely this isn't a southern tradition.
     
    #127 billyhasADD, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    We grill. Lots of hickory chips in there too. Slow indirect heat with lots of smoke and a simple coating produces a phenomenal bird.
     
    #128 katokoch, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I saw a thingy in a Martha Stewart mag for a drink: red wine, cherry liqueur, and ginger ale. I had red wine, sprite, and grenadine. It's drinkable. Drunkable even.
     
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    I feel bad for what I wrote before. I luuuurve my family. They just drive me crazy. They have also instilled a fantastic guilt complex, which is outing itself right now. Happy Thanksgiving!
     
    #130 bewildered, Nov 23, 2011
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    Rebecca are you on skype?

    Also, Holy fuck am I drunk. I've been listening to this song on youtube.

    And It makes me so Happy. The first fucking set of lines in this song is amazing. Holy fuck. Jager and Monster. Best days off ever.
     
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    You're wondering if frying food that isn't meant to be fried is somehow a bastion of Southern cuisine? Perish the thought, sir.
     
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    Yar matey.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I was going to try this last year, but there was no safe place to do it. I probably won't ever try it because last year was the last year I will ever do my huge thanksgiving feast.

    I spent 2 days making
    Turkey
    Apple Pie from apples from the tree in the backyard
    Pumpkin pie from an actual pumpkin
    Cranberry sauce
    Stuffing
    Potatoes
    Home made rolls
    Maple Glazed Butternut squash
    Green bean casserole
    Gravy from scratch.

    It was demolished in about 15 minutes. It was fucking delicious, but all that effort and stress for something that was gone that fast? Fuck it.
     
    #134 kuhjäger, Nov 23, 2011
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    I'm not sure if that counts as kiddie porn.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6513607/porn-rental-with-michael-c-hall-and-ben-schwartz" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.collegehumor.com/video/65136 ... n-schwartz</a>
     
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    Good God was I smashed last night. Well that was fun, but my Jager is all gone, and that makes me sad.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I had to take a shower in my mother's shower this monring. I smell like lavender.
     
    #137 Noland, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Does the shower spray lavender-scented water?
     
    #138 Crown Royal, Nov 23, 2011
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    Did she get all the hard to reach places for you?
     
    #139 Frank, Nov 23, 2011
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    No, but it was the first time I used conditioner in my hair in 10 years? 15, maybe? I didn't think it was possible to go to bed straight and wake up gay. Apparently it is.
     
    #140 Noland, Nov 23, 2011
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