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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. zyron

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    Do you have any vegetarian ones you recommend?
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I'm madman when it comes to meat; pretty much everything I eat has to have some meat in it or else I don't feel like it was a meal. Having said that, they do have some vegetarian options that are available. The Dahi Bara, Aloo Bhaji, and Chana Masala are all vegan. I tend to see those as sides rather than main courses, but the Aloo Bhaji and Chana Masala could definitely be consumed as main courses too. There are many others that I know about but don't seem to be available on the site. The vegetarian stuff will usually use lentils or potatoes for their foundation.

    If you know any Indian people, I would ask them. Indians tend to be more vegetarian than us Pakis so they would probably know better than I would.
     
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    So at least I have something to talk about next time I go to liquor stores near me.
     
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    There's a joke to be made here, but I'm too tired to figure it out.

    Trazadone is slacking off again, and unlike a ho, you can't smack a pill up.
     
    #1384 StayFrosty, Dec 4, 2011
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    Go Pokes!
     
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    Maybe he was joking? If that offends you guys you should read ballsack's posts in the nfl thread. The man is not shy.
     
    #1386 Kampf Trinker, Dec 4, 2011
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    late night boobehs



     

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    Maybe he has his history confused and thought that problem was taken care of.
     
    #1388 Frank, Dec 4, 2011
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    Being sick on the weekend is shit. It came on suddenly too. Yesterday I was looking for shampoo that was on sale at the grocery store, and suddenly I thought I was about to pass out, went home, stumbled into bed.
     
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    Sounds like you might have HIV.

    If the Patriots somehow lose to the Colts today, I'm never watching football again.
     
    #1390 Juice, Dec 4, 2011
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    Fixy, fixy.
     
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    Spiced christmas snapps does the trick and makes me feel better.

    Also, I am impressed, my freezer froze 41.5% liquor mostly solid.
     
    #1392 kuhjäger, Dec 4, 2011
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    AUGGGGHHHHH! AUGGGHHH!!!!!!!!

    House centipede!!!!!

    Die motherfucker die!!!!


    Oh, they look like this:
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    #1393 Crown Royal, Dec 4, 2011
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    I'm not very religious, but I do believe in Satan after encountering those things. The worst is when they would be on the carpet, almost perfectly camouflaged, and wait until I was inches away and barefoot before skittering past me like "Got you good, fucker, now come an' get me!"
     
    #1394 StayFrosty, Dec 4, 2011
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    Oh the pain. The horror. The retching.

    So when you break out the goofball dancing at the bar with your friends fiancee and then everyone else at the bar jumps in, are they laughing with you or at you?
     
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    And here is a use for cats. My cats basically do nothing else of use, but they hunt and kill all house centipedes, which is amazing. All I have to do is pick up the little carcass (unless they eat it, in which case no clean up at all!).
     
    #1396 rachiii, Dec 4, 2011
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    Hooray Mystery Science Theater for an easy laugh.


    It seems like an Idiot Mystery Science Theater Edition could have potential. We probably would absolutely need Ballsack on the committee, just give him a few rails and let him shout at a screen...
     
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    So apparently my wife had to sleep in her parent's bed on Christmas when she was little because she was scared of Santa coming into the house.

    What a fucked up child she was.
     
    #1398 kuhjäger, Dec 4, 2011
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    My friend's birthday party was Friday. Me and the best friend are both friends with him, so we went. The birthday boy is this skinny black guy with dreds. I sat next to him during dinner. After about an hour, totally sober, he turns to me and says, "I like your patootie."

    ?????
     
    #1399 bewildered, Dec 4, 2011
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    Maybe when Santa came he stuffed a little more than just stockings.
     
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