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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Bread Mustache

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    Animal House, too. such a hottie.
     
    #1401 Bread Mustache, Dec 4, 2011
  2. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    The last time I wet the bed was Christmas Eve when I was young enough to still believe in Santa, and I didn't want to go to the bathroom in case I caught him leaving presents and then he wouldn't ever come to our house anymore. I thought I could hold it until morning, but nope. NO idea where I got that theory.
     
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  3. taste_my_rainbow

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    I hope I never have to stop using the excuse "my phone died". It's so convenient.
     
    #1403 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 4, 2011
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    Men are the same way with "I was busy crapping... yes, for the past hour," and "Someone more interesting was on the other line."

    I'm waiting to use the excuse, "I was busy chopping up a hooker." A boy can dream.
     
    #1404 CharlesJohnson, Dec 4, 2011
  5. Crown Royal

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    I am reminded of when Al took Bud to the Nudie Bar for his 18th birthday. They come home covered in brawl contusions:

    BUD: "Dad, what will we tell mom why we're so late?"

    AL: "Son, you're a man now. You puff up your chest, you look her dead in the eyes and tell her you were stuck in traffic."
     
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    You take that risk when you don't leave out milk and cookies.
     
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  7. Frank

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    Yeah, 17 was a weird age for me too.
     
    #1407 Frank, Dec 4, 2011
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    Was anyone else instructed by their father to forgo the milk and cookies and instead leave out two beers for Santa?
     
    #1408 Dcc001, Dec 4, 2011
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    At my house santa liked MacCallan 12 year, but if I could afford 18year he would leave extra presents.

    Actually, I would go so far as to leave veggies for the reindeer. I was fucking on the game to make sure I got the maximum loot possible.
     
    #1409 kuhjäger, Dec 4, 2011
  10. taste_my_rainbow

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    I can't put my hands on it right now (or I'd take a picture of it) but something I got in the mail the other day was addressed pretty funny. I live on Dead Man Curve Road. It was addressed Deceased Man Curve Road.

    What the hell is the world coming to that someone felt the need to edit my address to sound more politically correct?
     
    #1410 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 4, 2011
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    Someone who wants to "pass away" and not "DIE!!!"
     
    #1411 kuhjäger, Dec 4, 2011
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    Don't worry dude, you're safe until December 2012.
     
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    Can anyone identify the Christmas ornament to the bottom left of the tree?

     

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    PM, doh.
     
    #1414 StayFrosty, Dec 4, 2011
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    You wanna maybe cite an article with your "semi credible" evidence?
     
    #1415 xrayvision, Dec 4, 2011
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    Well, shit, if someone with a degree in molecular virology who reviews journal articles for a living is creeped out by an article about solar activity, then it must be true. Maybe we should ask her what the best way to make tomato sauce is while we're at it.
     
    #1416 ghettoastronaut, Dec 4, 2011
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    If the sun blows up, you're gonna die. If it doesn't, you're gonna die. Either way, I've really got to go skiing this winter.

    http://vimeo.com/32863936
     
    #1417 WASPnest, Dec 4, 2011
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    Do you know when this news first happened? August of 2010ish. That's when OMG neutrinos happened, and you're just learning about it now? You're fine, and the sun is fine,
     
    #1418 rachiii, Dec 4, 2011
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    Yeah that's great, but what are the Kardashians up to???
     
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