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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    Let's take it back a little bit

    The butter fly? Uh uh, that's old let me see ya:

     
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  2. Winterbike

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    Die Hard? Bad Santa?

    I expected more of you guys

     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Damn, Boss is the most underrated show on TV right now. If you don't have Starz (like normal people that dont have a $200 monthly cable bill like us, you need to download the episodes. The most recent episode had my roommate and I geeking out like complete nerds. Holy shit Kelsey Grammar just kills it (never thought I'd write that).
     
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    And if you didn't think Nom was gay or female before...



    My life is now divided into two periods: before I found this site and after.
     
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    I should be studying but it's 99% likely that baking, Bailey's hot chocolate, and Pulp Fiction will win out.
     
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    Ass music?

     
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  8. Gravitas

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    POWER!!!! UNLIMITED POWWWEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

    Seriously, that's the best thing I've seen all day.


    He kicks the shit out of children too apparently:

     
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    Yeah, well, I'm 23 and I went out to dinner with a friend and she got me an oreo cupcake.

    I'm not sure who really won.

    Topical:

     
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  11. CharlesJohnson

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    I think we're all forgetting the real reason for this season. The Jesus and all his splendor. Observe:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Y'all are awesome!
     
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    Li'l Bandit and I went to not one, not two, but THREE birthday parties today: First was my buddies daughter's (2 years old), then one of my nieces (15 years old), then my ex-grandmother-in-law.
    I'm birthdayed out.

    In other news, Li'l Bandit finds the darndest stuff on YouTube:



    The part with Sandy the Squirrel really cracked us up. If only the regular episodes of Spongebob were this interesting.

    EDIT: That video didn't embed for some reason. Try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0-3...upl=5543l11454l0l11764l21l15l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0
     
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    I just discovered I have a fully functional penis in my Levis.

    Sadly this epiphany occured in a room full of people.

    Now they're looking at me funny.
     
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    Please say you were at least drunk and peeing in the potted plant.
     
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  16. Nom Chompsky

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    "Things plagiarized from Ballsack's divorce papers."
     
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  17. Gravitas

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    Fully functional?

    So you ejaculated, urinated, and then felt insecure?

    That's all mine can do.
     
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    If I had discovered this while peeing I wouldn't be peeing on a potted plant, I would've been wizzing on the wall/ and or ceiling while yelling "Down boy! Easy there big boy."

    Then I would've really felt foolish. Like it wouldn't have been embarrassing enough whizzing all over the livingroom....
     
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  19. toytoy88

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    Mine pees, that's about it. It sucks getting old.

    I have an inkling of what it used to be good for, but that's all a hazy memory.

    Don't you youngsters stick yours in the mud or something?
     
    #1459 toytoy88, Dec 4, 2011
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    This is the saddest page that has ever existed on a drunk thread.
     
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