The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

sex though

 

Your friend's roomate knows (Or knew in a biblical sense) God?

Dude, you need to cash in on this shit. Call Dr. Phil and give him an exclusive interview.

Virgin birth only happens every 2000 years or so and you got to get with that shit.

(Yeah, I'm drunk. Fuck y'all I amuse myself with this shit.)

 

Don't be so hard on yourself. It sounds like you've learned from your mistakes and you won't bring those things up again.

 

That is only the greatest fucking excuse I have ever heard. The skeletons in his closet must be like the ones jumping out of the pool in Poltergeist.

 

Since I was an irresponsible idiot and stayed up WAY too late last night whoring my soul to ACII, I'm pulling an all-nighter. Thank God Mondays are (usually) slow as hell and light work.

 

I keep staying up absurdly late (5AM? 4AM?) just trying to convince myself that I'm going to accomplish something. If I slept like a normal person and then used daytime for that, I'd probably be better at getting stuff done.

I also can't make it through an actual all-nighter, at least not for studying purposes. At some point I give in and take a nap, even if it's tragically short, like 20 minutes.

 

I used to stay up until after sunrise myself. Getting a 7AM job forced me to adapt, and I've found that since I've gotten in the new routine, I rarely sleep in on my days off. There's something about looking at the clock after being awake for several hours and realizing I still have plenty of day ahead of me.

I don't know how you do naps though - I do all-nighters because if I try to sleep for five hours, I'll sleep for six and be late for work. I've slept through hard rock music playing loud enough to hear outside my apartment door, so yeah, no naps for me.

 

I pulled two consecutive all-nighters once.

That didn't feel great afterwards.

 

I'm really not trying to play the "Top THIS" game, but I once did 56 hours straight. I was unemployed and bored. After 36 hours, I didn't feel tired anymore.

Felt like shit when I slept 24 straight hours to catch up on sleep though. Second-longest period of sleep in my life.

 

Naps are my lifeblood. I made it through basically my whole first year of college on about three hours of sleep a night and 10 minute naps wherever I could catch them. I usually set at least two alarms, though. I'm both a light sleeper and paranoid.

 

Mine was entirely my fault. I had been assigned a paper that was supposed to "reflect a semester's worth of work."

Turns out it's hard to cram that into 2 days.

 

My high school used to way overburden us with homework. It was a private school, and they seemed to believe dumping loads of unnecessary busy work was the way to raise the bar. In an assembly they told us we should have a maximum of one hour of free time per day. I pulled two all nighters surviving off Ritalin from a friend. On the third day people's voices started suddenly changing in the middle of their sentences. Everything sounded deep and mashed on top of itself. My mind was alert because of the Ritalin, but my body was about to give out. It's a very uncomfortable feeling when your eyes keep trying to shut themselves while your mind races. On the plus side, it made college seem like a breeze.

 

Speaking of insomnia, I just purchased this:

Whenever I can't sleep, I end up buying something that I normally wouldn't, but am totally happy with.

 

Fuck all of you people who stay up till sunrise, I usually wake up before it.

 

Seeing as how Frank is staying up here is something to keep you motivated. This chick is awesome.

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I've been a night owl since middle school. I wish there was a better niche market out there for people who are on different time schedules. It's a bitch getting things done when 99% of businesses are closed when you've only be awake 4 or 5 hours. Even worse, if you do leave the house to do just about anything, people automatically assume you are a criminal of some sort because you happen to be awake at 2:30 and want to get some grocery shopping done. I can't even count the amount of times I've been pulled over for some bullshit excuse late at night.

I slept for 2.5 days once. I came home from school on a Thursday during a long weekend and decided to take a nap. Next thing I remember is my mom waking me up telling me it was time for dinner. Sunday dinner. Around Friday afternoon my parents called the doctor who told them that as long as I was breathing normal, it was fine for me to keep sleeping. It was so depressing comaing through a long weekend.

 

I hit the 60ish hour mark when I drove from MA to Chicago to get laid, party, and hang out, only to jump in my car and drive back all without a wink of sleep. I can vividly remember the sandpapery feeling on my eyes when I blinked during those last trippy hours driving home. I saw all sorts of weird imaginary shit too including a ghost Jeep that kept passing me over and over along the way home.

I don't remember shit about the recovery sleep, but I do remember that I was ruined for night driving or any extended driving period (4hrs plus) for about 6 months. I'd just instantly get tired and my eyes would get wonky after being in the car for more than a couple hours.