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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. john_b

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    The fucking Cowboys. Icing your own kicker? Fuck.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHA! That was the greatest thing I saw all day yesterday. Goddamn that was a good game.
     
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    So, I moved from VT to New Mexico last spring. Today, UNM is closed due to weather conditions. It's 20 degrees, a skiff of snow on the ground, and it might get windy later. What the hell is this? I won't complain, but really!? Cancelled!!?
     
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    Fuck yeah, finally the first snow of the season.
     
  5. taste_my_rainbow

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    It's 20 days til Christmas and I've only bought ONE gift. Is anyone else as behind as I am?

    Edit: Make that two gifts. I purchased another last night.
     
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    I've purchased nothing. I suspect I'll do what I do every year. Go to Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve and get a prepaid Visa card for everybody.
     
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    Hooray! They make low sodium cottage cheese. Now to find that shit at the store...
     
  8. Juice

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    The fat lady at work just twisted her ankle. The logical response? Call 911 and have EMTs wheel her out on a stretcher.

    Serves you right, bitch. Next time don't run a Disney travel agency out of your desk when you should be doing actual work. Merry Cuntmas.
     
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    I hate this cold weather, I had to turn the heater on in my bar last night and close one of the doors.
     
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    Ugh. You're nuts, man. i miss the snow like I miss a car door slamming on my hand.

    Summer weather all year. A guy can dream.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Please. Please. Visit us in July or August and you might change your mind.
     
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    Yea come on down to the nation's asshole from June through September where it never dipped below 100 degrees and saw not a drop of rain. People start killing each other more that time of year. I'll show you around.
     
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    I lived in Cali on Monterey bay for 5 years. It was fog all year round. It sucked. Seeing the weather change is nice
     
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    A little moderation would be nice. I wouldn't want to be iced in or anything, but having seasons, summers that aren't sweltering, and winters that aren't too harsh would be nice. Where does this fantasy land exist?
     
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    New England.
     
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    She's a southerner, I think our October would be "too harsh" for her.
     
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    Late October/early November is when you can pretty easily tell who on the U of M campus is from the Midwest and who is in for a rude awakening once January rolls around and hell freezes over.

    The summers in Minnesota are friggin' awesome. The other eight months in the year can blow.
     
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    San Diego, San Francisco, or the Med.

    So if you're blond, gay or weirdly European, you're set.

    Otherwise, enjoy being weather fucked with the rest of us.
     
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    I always fancied living somewhere in the foothills of the Appalachians, perhaps in Tennessee. I have very fond memories of visiting those mountains when I was young and would love to be near them on a daily basis.

    Edit: Shit, how is it that hot that far north in Nashville? <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nashville,_Tennessee#Climate" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nashville, ... ee#Climate</a>
    I just picked a city in TN just to see. Their summers suck. Maybe they have low humidity to offset it, who knows.
     
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    Oh really...

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