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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Nettdata

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    Aw, come on man... that shit's old now.

    It's more like this these days:

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    #1521 Nettdata, Dec 5, 2011
  2. Misanthropic

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    Or, Virginia. Moderate summers, change of seasons, and occasional snow in the winter.
     
    #1522 Misanthropic, Dec 5, 2011
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    I was in San Francisco about a month ago and it was amazing. On November 1st, in the afternoon, people were walking around in tshirts and shorts while the sun was gorgeously beaming across San Francisco Bay. It says something when a quasi shut in like me actually enjoys being outdoors for prolonged periods of time.

    Of course, a couple days later I was right back in Northern Indiana aka the Tatooine of of the United States*. The day after I came back it was gray (grey for you Canadian folks) dreary, freezing cold and depressing. I think the only words I said that day were "Fuck South Bend" or something like that.


    *As in, imagine there's a bright spot at the center of the universe and you're at the place that it's farthest from
     
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  4. bewildered

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    Hey everybody. Google "clove of garlic?"

    Under images, count to the fourth link.

    wtf?
     
    #1524 bewildered, Dec 5, 2011
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    It works exactly like they say it does (skinning a clove of garlic by smashing it). Definitely a nice trick to know.
     
    #1525 katokoch, Dec 5, 2011
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    Oh fuck. I'm actually intoxicated on lack of sleep right now. I passed the point of unsafe caffeine consumption around 6 AM. One of the company founders came in today to host a meeting which went on for 90 minutes, during which I was in such a zoned-out state the only thing I took from it is that my job is going to become ten times more complicated starting next week.

    Thank God I don't have a night shift - there's a flood warning for the area until tomorrow. I'm not complaining, I'm just thankful it's 24+ hours of nonstop rain rather than one of the Godawful snow storms we'll undoubtedly get this winter.

    I am NOT looking forward to zero-visibility conditions in traffic where every other driver is either footfucking their brake pedal or trying to play snow NASCAR.
     
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  7. bewildered

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    NO. Fuck that. I am not putting GARLIC in my vagina.
     
    #1527 bewildered, Dec 5, 2011
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    Definitely not the same search then. You said google and not youporn, right?
     
    #1528 katokoch, Dec 5, 2011
  9. bewildered

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    Wait, what did your link say?
     
    #1529 bewildered, Dec 5, 2011
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    Actually I was unclear in my original post. I meant when you do a web search and there is that bar of image results, count to the fourth under that. Not in the actual image search results.
     
    #1530 bewildered, Dec 5, 2011
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    That, or sunlight, is the only method of killing the feared Vagina Dentata.
     
    #1531 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2011
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    All I see is a hand with two cloves of garlic? Am I missing something?
     
    #1532 Now Slappy, Dec 5, 2011
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    This is what I get.
     

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    So apparently I can't count, am unclear, and just generally suck at this game. Beer me?
     
    #1535 bewildered, Dec 5, 2011
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    From the article:
    Are you supposed to throw the garlic in the toilet or the vagina?
     
    #1536 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 5, 2011
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    I'm surprised that they didn't advise using it in your soup the next day.
     
    #1537 bewildered, Dec 5, 2011
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    I feel like once you mentioned putting it in your vagina, everyone should have been able to figure it out.

    In other news, someone from Jezebel tested this out. You can read her first hand account if you google "garlic yeast infection."
     
    #1538 rachiii, Dec 5, 2011
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    The garlic or the vagina?
     
    #1539 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 5, 2011
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    See? Vagina Dentata!
     
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