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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    I just realized that my planned date for the wedding I'll be attending on NYE will have moved by then. FUCK. I need another ridiculously good looking man for that night.
     
    #1561 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 5, 2011
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    I'm going home to bacon/onion brussels sprouts, sweet potatoes, pork chops, and black beans.

    And a hot toddy. Kitty is sick.
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Ok, for my own sanity. I got a rep claiming this girl was fat. I strongly disagree, but it's quite possible that I'm just crazy, so I re-submit the picture to the gallery. Fat or not?

    [​IMG]
     
    #1563 Nom Chompsky, Dec 5, 2011
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    Perfection
     
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    Id have to see the front, but I find it very hard to believe I would see anything that would merit "fat". If anything I would call her "thick" and thats not a negative. She's not a waif but I see nothing jiggly and alot of toned lower body areas.

    Sounds like a comment made by a virgin with excessive standards of physical fitness and a complex for being contrarian on the interwebs.
     
    #1565 JWags, Dec 5, 2011
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    Is this another itchy vagina cure? Did you already try the garlic and yogurt?
     
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    Nope, guess I just like "thin" girls.


    I see the fat roll just above the hip on the right side and she has bigger legs then I do. (I'm 6'2" 220lbs)
     
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  8. Nom Chompsky

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    BTW, I didn't add your name because it wasn't like a callout, I was genuinely wondering if I just like fat girls. It's not like I'm going to change how I fuck or anything.
     
    #1568 Nom Chompsky, Dec 5, 2011
  9. GTE

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    No worries. Each to their own and that's not saying I've never humped thicker/fatter/chunkier/whatever girls then the one you posted. I'll see if I can convince The GF to let me post a pic of her in the bikini thread so everyone can see what I prefer.
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Would it help if you told her that I'd be willing to add it into one of my masturbatory sessions?
     
    #1570 Nom Chompsky, Dec 5, 2011
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    And given most of the people posting in this thread are relatively civil and reasonable, I was more giving you shit than anything.

    I don't know if I would call those fat rolls, just looks like from how she's positioned. And I tend towards petite girls myself, given that I've never been a "big" dude myself, but I have nothing against chicks built like her. She's looks like she was a soccer player and is built like a girl I knew in college on the tennis team who was ungodly attractive.

    That being said, I still think "fat" is WAY off.
     
    #1571 JWags, Dec 5, 2011
  12. dixiebandit69

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    But I like those rolls!

    You wanna see what a real fat chick looks like? Do ya? I'll do an image search under "fat chicks/ bush". Just try me, pal.

    EDIT: Next you're probably gonna say that you don't like that butt-crease she's got.
     
    #1572 dixiebandit69, Dec 5, 2011
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    She is incredibly gorgeous. Anyone who says otherwise needs their eyes checked.
     
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    Not at all. Then again, I just got hot on yesterday by a controller with a beer gut, (She bought me IHOP! Outstanding) so my standard may be a bit lower than others.
     
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    We haven't even seen 50% of her surface area. Fuck knows what's going on the other side of her.
     
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    Not fat.

    That ass looks delicious. Now if I could only see the face.
     
    #1576 KillaKam, Dec 5, 2011
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    Dude.

    That sort of nit-picking almost sounds like scorn. Anything wrong with that photo is....what, exactly? She looks like a knockout.

    People I guess are picky on what "fat" is nowadays because those transvestite meth addicts they pass off as "models" look like the supporting cast for the "Sorcerer's Apprentice" segement of Fantasia. Many women look gross because of this, because they have it hammered into their minds every hour of every day that you're disgusting looking unless you weigh as much as a photograph of yourself.
     
    #1577 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2011
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    And of course, the reasonable course of action in response to this is to make comments about every skinny girl needing to eat a sandwich, or possibly being anorexic, or disgusting, or not looking like what a woman is "supposed" to look like. Because, of course, skinny girls never, ever have self-esteem issues.
     
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    I would say that your last sentence is right, and that you are also using sarcasm (I too use sarcasm sometimes.....see?).

    Skinny girls have self esteem issues, every girl has self esteem issues. Every guy has esteem isuues too, but we drown them with violence and/or do-it-yourself projects. I think that most of the girls out there aren't "too skinny" but then there's the ones that have flat lumber planks for asses, hip bones that you can hang a fedora hat on and eye sockets deeper than the Cave Of The Swollows. That is no longer "skinny" and more "The Hills Have Eyes" looking. And dangerous for her. Models are even worse, since they're usually at least 6'2" so they look like ghastly sometimes (a steady herculean intake of cocaine and diet pills will do that).
     
    #1579 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2011
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    Sometimes the fun gets sucked out of a drunk thread so fast that I'm sure a girl at the Bunny Ranch somehow stuck an ethernet cord in her mouth.
     
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