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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Frank

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    In the land of 'how pathetic my life is' I have the option to leave work early today but I probably won't because no one I know is going to be around and my GF is working, so I'd just be bored alone at home... which I am already going to be for four days straight. This double sucks because Thanksgiving is usually my favorite holiday and when I see all my friends. Life is hard.
     
    #141 Frank, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Your father-in-law crawled into bed with you too???
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Being at work beats being at home? Or even being bored at home?

    The real question is, can you drink at work?
     
    #143 katokoch, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    If it's a choice of staying at work and being productive and/or making some money or sitting at home alone and punching the clown, I'd choose work, too.
     
    #144 Noland, Nov 23, 2011
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    I can, but the whole reason I was going to stay late was to resist the temptation to start drinking early since I'm almost definitely going to be doing that for the next 3-4 days.
     
    #145 Frank, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Conditioner for men is strictly for the purposes of shower masturbation. Or, OR, getting that silky & managable look where the ladies just can't say "no."
     
    #146 Crown Royal, Nov 23, 2011
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    Ah, well that changes things.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    My shampoo smells like strawberries, so I don't know if that's better or worse. In my defense with what little hair I have left I just buy whatever's on sale, so that's what I ended up with this time around. Could be lavender next time for all I know.
     
    #148 Trakiel, Nov 23, 2011
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    Yeah well xylene is my shampoo ans I use steel wool for a loufa. I wash off with a car wash pressure wand and soften up with de-lousing powder.

    That's how a MAN showers. PH balanced like a mothafucka.
     
    #149 Crown Royal, Nov 23, 2011
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    I use conditioner in my hair and the womens cannot remove their hands from my heads. It's like a magnet of sensuality that no chicka can resist.

    I also wash my body with lye and use the blood from a freshly killed ox to rinse my hair.
     
    #150 Primer, Nov 23, 2011
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    That Suave stuff is cheaper than hell too and still works fine. Real men know a deal when they see one.

    Truth is, I do all of the hunting and gun building stuff so I still have some dignity after loving the smell of Suave Strawberry. Now where's my flannel shirt...
     
    #151 katokoch, Nov 23, 2011
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    Sorry to break it to you, but real men don't shower.

    We just go into rage mode and the dirt runs scared. Just thought I'd let you know.
     
    #152 The Village Idiot, Nov 23, 2011
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    Great, there's a homeless person outside my office. Why in god's name would you choose suburban New England to pan handle? It's cold and there's almost no foot traffic. You can be just as homeless in the south. At the very least get to a city with some foot traffic.
     
    #153 Frank, Nov 23, 2011
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    Woke up this morning to discover I accidentally texted this to my male retail manager last night. "Hey girl, come over here and strip for me in the hot tub. I want to put my face in your place."
     
    #154 Nitwit, Nov 23, 2011
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    Are you arguing with this gentlemen's analysis of the most basic law of economics: supply and demand?

    Maybe the South's demand for homeless people is overextended, and out of the goodness of the homeless guy's heart, he is supplying that which you white New Englander's are sorely in need of.

    Did you think about that? NOoooooOOOOoo...
     
    #155 The Village Idiot, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Fuck yeah. Had a test today, and passing this test nets you over 2 grand. I went to about 20 hours of classes.

    Aced it.

    That is like, 100 bucks an hour to be bored.

    I like it.
     
    #156 kuhjäger, Nov 23, 2011
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    I'm down!
     
    #157 Soonergal, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    My annoying family has shown up this Thanksgiving to celebrate in my and my brothers tiny apartment. I do not get along at all with several family members, because of this (and my short temper) I usually get raging pissed at some point and make an ass out of myself. To cope with the constant annoyance I've decided to take my ativan regularly. Usually I take my ativan to stop a panic attack, now I'm taking it just to not get raging pissed and also I'm trying not to act/look like a dick.
     
    #158 toddamus, Nov 23, 2011
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    Don't they hang Sooners in Indiana?

    If they don't drinking with Whores will probably have the same end result.
     
    #159 Noland, Nov 23, 2011
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    Never mind, WhoresWithNoNames - I think I'm busy now...
     

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