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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    Whoa! It all makes sense now...
     
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    Fuck that. Ghetto and BL1Y will never make sense.

    But this makes perfect sense.

     
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    Guess who's drunk in the hot tub?
     
    #1643 Nettdata, Dec 6, 2011
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    Oh yeah, I never even got to the pictures of pregnant chicks! (Trust me, you haven't had a woman until you've had a pregnant woman.)

    I'll be back in a few.
     
    #1644 dixiebandit69, Dec 6, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I want to meet you in person just to see if you're real.
     
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  6. dixiebandit69

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    If you come down to Texas anywhere South of Austin, I'll meet you*.
    I thought of starting an "Asshole of Texas" board meet-up where we would all party in Mexico, but I didn't think anyone would go for it.

    Anyway, I wasn't joking about the preggo pics. I really do think that a pregnant woman can be sexy. When/if I ever get my dream mansion, I am going to have a bunch of large statues of nude women (I'm imagining about 4x life-size), and one of them will be a pregnant woman in a pose very similar to this:

    *You have officially been called out.
     

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    It was probably somebody else's kid too.
     
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    It looks like someone took a rolling pin to those nipples. And her stomach looks like the chin of the vampire monsters in Blade 2.
     
    #1648 Thorgouge, Dec 6, 2011
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    In concrete, you won't notice those things because it's all the same color.
     
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    You're filthy rich enough to buy a mansion and fill it with statues or nude pregnant women and you won't even carve them out of marble?
     
    #1650 Thorgouge, Dec 6, 2011
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    I try to stay realistic! Where the hell are you going to find solid marble deposits measuring 15'X5'X5'?

    I was raised by a broke farmer and a school teacher! Even if I was a millionaire, I don't believe in throwing money away.
     
    #1651 dixiebandit69, Dec 6, 2011
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    After reading dixiebandit's posts:
     

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    I posted this pic about a year ago. I'd still fuck this girl so hard that it might actually do some kind of damage to my pelvis.

     

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    I guess after the worst winter ever its fitting we have our freakiest, warmest fall ever.

    Damn nature, you bipolar!
     
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    It's in a Fark article today, but this shit cracks me up every single time:

     
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    Everything about you just oozes white trash.
     
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    That's it! You're not invited to his mansion parties anymore.
     
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    I'm going to back him up. Pregnant women can be hot as hell. Granted, I've never had a pregnant woman and might be freaked the fuck out to be mid-thrust when a baby kicks, but in theory pregnant women are hot. Unless you were hopeless to begin with.

    If you look like you were run over by a road grater and the surgeon was Picasso, chances are you wouldn't be a hot pregnant woman anyway.

    Plus that mucous plug makes her wetter anyway. AM I RIGHT, GUYS?!
     
    #1658 CharlesJohnson, Dec 6, 2011
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    Are mansions normally funrished with telephone cable spools as end tables and have every wardrobe in the house equipped with The Bedazzler?
     
    #1659 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2011
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    Yes. Mansion as defined in the asshole of Texas.
     
    #1660 ryan mc, Dec 6, 2011
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