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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. joule_thief

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    They are when they look like this:

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  2. bewildered

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    These women are beautiful.

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    Can you guess how much they weigh? Hint, they are all 5'8"

    Between 160-170lbs

    I know I'm probably beating a dead horse, but I had time to look through that site and I really love it. All of them are normal women and unphotoshopped.
     
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    It's all fun and games until the baby grabs it and won't let go.
     
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    In theory, you explained not one reason why pregnant women are hot. Probably because in true honesty they are anything BUT sexy.
     
    #1664 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2011
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    How is there an argument? Isnt beauty subjective?
     
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    Fair enough.
     
    #1666 bewildered, Dec 6, 2011
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    Apparently my girlfriend's roommate told her today that she wants 8 kids. As if I don't pity her fiance enough...
     
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    She knows where babies come out of, right?
     
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    While she has big cans, a cute face and I'd definitely have a romp in the hay with her, I'd never date her.

    Now off to have my teeth sawed out of my jaw. Expect pain laden, pill induced posts later.
     
    #1669 GTE, Dec 6, 2011
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    My money is on TLC.

     
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  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    You just like it because it's awesome. And because once you hear it, every time you see a Red Solo Cup from that day forward, you sing the hook. It sticks in your head. Forever.

     
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    I know how anatomy and everything works and that this was impossible, but it still freaked me the fuck out. At around 7 or 8 months, I just couldn't get over the fact that my child was in there.

    Thus began the 4 month dryspell.
     
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    I am 5'11" and fluctuate between 190 and 200lbs. If I don't lift and just mind what I eat I can get down to 180. I've gotten down to 170 and looked like shit, like a walking skeleton.

    I know you boys have "ideal measurements" and all, but they aren't very probable or realistic.

    We girls have forgiven a great deal of undesirable body hair, fat, stench and/or habits. It's interesting that some males are so fixated on "perfection" when there is no such thing.
     
    #1673 PIMPTRESS, Dec 6, 2011
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    I have to admit, I was so busy watching the girl in the bikini top at 1:27 in that red solo cup video, that I didn't notice the guy peeing into the cup and handing it to the other dude. Heh.
     
    #1674 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 6, 2011
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    You haven't lived until you've had a combined handjob/deepthroat.
     
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    I think I just threw up a little.
     
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    Yeah, that'll happen.
     
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    Wait until you have a third one. By that point you'll start wondering what a contraction feels like.
     
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    I adore the movie Kick Ass, just for little Hit Girl being such a fucking badass.
     
    #1679 PIMPTRESS, Dec 6, 2011
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    I always say ideal because there should be something to strive for. The athletic girls on the site Shimmered posted in my mind are what girls should ideally look like. As in, all things being equal, the healthy athletic look is the most desirable. Is there something so terribly wrong with this thought process? An ideal, at least in my mind, isn't a make or break thing either, I've never let my preference for athletic girls stop me from liking/dating/fucking anybody. It is just something to strive for, not an all or nothing concept. Also, what meat processing plant gutter trash are you fucking that stink this bad? You put up with stench?

    On the flip side, what do girls expect? Guys with confidence pouring out da anus. Who's getting laid more, the guy dropping the easy breezy lines or the dude who can barely approach a nerdy librarian? He can't help having low confidence his mind just wasn't built that way STOP HAVING HIGH STANDARDS!
     
    #1680 Kubla Kahn, Dec 6, 2011
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