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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    Body odor can be a hell of a stench. As can certain living conditions. I personally haven't experienced an issue, but know a few women that still love their smelly man.


    Of course we desire athletic, I am quite athletic. Many women do not have that "type" however, and I was merely stressing that many men act as if they would never date a woman that looks less than ideal, although many would "fuck her." Many men are shocked at how much I weigh, asking if I'm sure. Yeah, scales are usually pretty blunt.

    Some men wonder why they sound like assholes, I am just helping those men. I am not saying you specifically, either.
     
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    Probably because I can't explain it, other than that I'm slightly perverted. Chalk this one up under "Seems like a good idea." The only things that really turn me off are disease, whorishness, and rusty buzzsaw teeth. Well, and body hair.
     
    #1682 CharlesJohnson, Dec 6, 2011
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    I'm 5'3" and weigh 152.
     
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    HOLY FUCK I WANT TO MURDER SOMEONE RIGHT NOW.
    I'm not sure who, but FUCK. Huge end of semester final engineering project, been working on it for months. Finished it at home last night, got to lab today to print off all the drawings. . . files corrupted. Get the fuck out. Come home to see if it's a compatibility error and it might work on the laptop I used LAST NIGHT but no, no no. So, I'm fucked. I basically have to start from scratch on a semester long project, or kill someone, go to jail, and not hand anything in. Fucking fuck. Whiskey time without a doubt.
     
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    What's the motivation for the thought process? Is it so she looks good on your arm, or is it so she's healthy, and when she's 75 she's still going to be a spry little spitfire?

    Looking good on his arm is a plus, but I'm really not okay with the idea of being old and fragile. Fuck that shit. I want to move, as much as I can as long as I can.
     
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  6. Frank

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    75? Who the fuck keeps a woman around that long? They spoil by 30, then you get a new one, rinse and repeat.
     
    #1686 Frank, Dec 6, 2011
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    It's true. And who wants a man that age? His balls start going gross by his 40s.
     
    #1687 shimmered, Dec 6, 2011
  8. Gator

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    Problem solved

    http://www.nubag.tv/
     
    #1688 Gator, Dec 6, 2011
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    Does that do anything for the sagginess?
     
    #1689 shimmered, Dec 6, 2011
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    Hold the phone, Frank. This is Mary Ann from Gilligans Island (She's 73):

    [​IMG]

    Age aint nothin but a number.
     
    #1690 Juice, Dec 6, 2011
  11. Gator

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    I will let you know in 7-10 business days.
     
    #1691 Gator, Dec 6, 2011
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    Please. We all know men age like wine and women age like blue cheese.

    Out of curiosity, is the ball thing really an issue? Has anyone here ever been reluctant to sleep with a man once she saw his balls? Is it something men should throw out on the table (figuratively... literally?) during a date? "I thought you should know, I've got huge balls like two handfuls of Nickelodian Gak."

    Has a man's balls ever gotten him laid?

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    Well my boner for one. The health aspect the other motivation. Having unrealistic set of standards is one thing, wanting a generally healthy outlook is another. I prefer girls that are more health conscious. That goes way beyond whining about what your body type will allow. I err on the side of athletic because so often, particularly in these arguments girls make it an excuse, particularly this body type stuff, to live sloven totally unhealthy life styles. It is arguments like this posted on facebook that make me facepalm:


    This pic accompanied the post (props to Dcc001)
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    Is that healthy OR attractive? You don't have to be a psychotic health nut. But being active is HEALTHY. This "real" women modeling thing, separated from the photoshopped fashion skeleton argument, seems like it is arguing for unhealthy lifestyles. Which is fucking stupid. "Real" women have curves? As in it's ok to be a disgusting fat body?
     
    #1693 Kubla Kahn, Dec 6, 2011
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    Enough of this manly talk.. Let's all go buy shoes!!!!
     
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    If you mean flats we are going to have words.
     
    #1695 Kubla Kahn, Dec 6, 2011
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    Enough with the "f" word.

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
     
    #1696 Gator, Dec 6, 2011
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    Oh boy here we go...
     
    #1697 Juice, Dec 6, 2011
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    Kubla, to answer your question, yes, that is attractive.

    I had a whole screed typed out, but you've heard it before. And that's not what this thread is about, anyway. Long story short, the girl you just posted is hot.
     
    #1698 Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2011
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    What if she was wearing flats and had pubic hair?
     
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    What is she drove a Subaru and played softball?
     
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