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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    No, clearly the puppy was offended by the fact that her other puppy friends suggested that she lay off the kibble, because she was starting to bulge and wouldn't be eligible for the Westminster Abbey Show.

    The kitten is merely letting the puppy know that she is a winner in her book.

    They'll both get medals later when they play soccer, whether or not they win will be of no relevance to awarding of abovesaid medals.
     
    #1721 The Village Idiot, Dec 6, 2011
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    The motivation is that's what appeals to me from a sexual standpoint. I strive to maintain a lean, muscular, athletic stature and I'm turned on by the same motivation in women.
     
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    The kitty is clearly a cougar in disguise, and is pushing said puppy's head down to teach him how to orally pleasure her.

    Duh.
     
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    Completely fair.


    I haven't ever gotten a flu shot. I mentioned this to someone today and you'd've thought I said I eat a bowls of AIDS for breakfast...she was convinced I am going to die of influenza.
     
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    I know this was a few pages back, but I am now going to have to get drunk tonight to console myself after facing the notion that my balls are gross. They've been gross for 3 years, apparently. Dammit. Would women find them more attractive if I wrap them in twenty dollar bills?
     
    #1726 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 6, 2011
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    Just keep them tidy and don't let the hairs get crazy. That'll help.
     
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    Only if twenty dollar bills can lift those little fuckers 2-3 inches higher than their normal resting length.

     

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    Actually, you're balls have been unattractive for about 42.5 years. They've only been dealbreakers for 3.

    Wrapping them in $20's only works til you take a shit.

    Nobody wants cash after it's been dunked in toilet water.
     
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    The flu shot is a guessing game every year. It's only effective if the CDC guesses at the right strains for which to make the vaccine. If they guess wrong, it's completely worthless. Unless you're an AIDS patient or susceptible to pneumonia, it's probably not worth the potential side effects. When is the last time you had the flu?
     
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    I have this argument with my wife (a pharmacist) and my best friend (a Doctor of Pharmacology at Glaxo - one of the companies who makes the vaccine) and generally is trumped the following:

    So, uh, basically they guess which strain it's going to be?
    W/F: Well, it's complicated. There are 3-5 strains in the vaccine.
    Me: But they're all essentially guesses, correct?
    W/F: You could look at it that way.
    Me: I will. So basically, of the thousands of varieties of flu there have been, if you guys get it right, bingo, otherwise, just an unnecessary shot, correct?
    W/F: ...stop being an asshole.

    Many of my conversations with my friends and wife end that way.

    Maybe it's just me.
     
    #1731 The Village Idiot, Dec 6, 2011
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    Unfortunately she's not pregnant so you won't correct her about how appetizing she is.
     
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    Two years ago I got a cold in November that hung around and by early January I was rocking along with the flu, bronchitis, strep, laryngitis, and pneumonia all at the same time. Fuck me I thought I was dying. That was the second time the same series of illnesses cropped up literally all at the same time.
     
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    I'm an it contractor. no sick leave. A day off work is fucking expensive. Flu shot just makes sense. Only side effects ive ever had were some hear around injection site and an afternoon of.being slightly off my game. And given how they do the guessing? i.think odds are pretty goos.
     
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    They're calling you an asshole because you make it sound as though there are thousands of seasonal influenza viruses every year, and they pick 3-5 out of a hat. They look at seasonal flu trends in other parts of the world (see: when it's summer in America, it's winter in Australia...) and viruses tend to travel around. So they figure, if this virus is cropping up in the southern hemisphere right now as the seasonal flu, likely in a few months this is going to be what hits us. So they go with those.

    The other side of it is that adults don't respond to vaccines nearly as well as children do.

    Also, even if the vaccines aren't perfect, they still help reduce the severity and duration of flu symptoms.
     
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    Just out of curiosity: Do you still have your tonsils? I only ask because I was regularly rocking 2-3 illnesses at a time every couple months or so, and my GP told me that my tonsils were contributing to that problem. I had them removed and I've never been sick like that since.

    EDIT: WTF is with my numbers today? GAHHH
     
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    Wouldn't it be better to wash hands frequently, and avoid horking all over people?
     
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    I have always worked in hospitals, so flu shots were pretty much mandatory. My first year in college, though, I didn't get a flu shot and both my roommate and I got the flu. She had to be hospitalized and I ran a fever of 105 degrees and couldn't get out of bed for a week or so. It was probably the sickest I've been. I don't really understand the downside of the flu shot. The number of people who get flu symptoms from the shot is incredibly small, and it confers a 75% chance (ish) of protection from the flu, and lessening of symptoms if you do contract the flu. It also gives you some immunity year to year/to novel flu strains. Getting the shot takes 15 minutes and could save you two weeks of hell, so why not?

    ...basically what ghetto said, he just typed faster.
     
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    The first answer to that question is: no.

    The second answer is that these two are not mutually exclusive options.

    The third answer is: wouldn't it be better if horses were unicorns and could fly?
     
    #1739 ghettoastronaut, Dec 6, 2011
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    Lol is this attractive?

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    Thats my biggest pet peeve with fat broads, why do they have to wear tight clothes? I'm not the skinnest guy in the world (6'3, 290 lbs, farmers build) and I don't go around wearing tank tops and booty shorts.
     
    #1740 jordan_paul, Dec 6, 2011
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