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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Nitwit

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    Balance.



     

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  2. Nettdata

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    The ass is the perfect thing to hang onto while vanquishing pussy, but other than that, I don't get the fascination with expressing a chick's anal glands.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    Ah, locker room talk.

    At my gym tonight, I overheard the exceptionally loud conversation a guy with armband tattoos was having with some friends in the change room. He was complaining with real contempt in his voice about a date he had on the weekend:

    I'm sorry, maybe I'm old-fashioned but I never felt I was OWED sex simply for a date. I look at it like a Christmas bonus at a shitty job: you might get it, you might not but that's how it goes. Hell, I was just flattered a woman was willing to go out in public with me unarmed. This friggin guy basically feels that any woman should give it up like an escort just because you went out on the town. Maybe she didn't sleep with you because you're a charisma-free simp. And your skin is the colour of a pylon.

    Fellow dudes, have you ever felt this way? Like you were owed sex just because you treated? TiBettes, I know you have encountered this breed of single guy.

    Details.

    I am a member of The "It's An Exit For Shit, You Sick Fucks!" Club.
     
    #1763 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2011
  4. Nettdata

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    I've found that whenever a chick bought be dinner and drinks, I was more than happy to put out.

    Hell, dinner was optional.
     
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  5. rachiii

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    Maybe this is just me, but when I'm not a fan of someone on a first date/want to be platonic, I try especially hard to split the check/pay for the bill so that I don't feel obligated to the dude in any way. I do kind of feel bad when he takes me out and pays and I just don't like him/have no plans to see him again/am irrationally annoyed by the fact that he ordered egg salad.
     
    #1765 rachiii, Dec 6, 2011
  6. dixiebandit69

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    Good idea Nom. This thread needs more butt-crease. (Is that Katja Kassin in your picture? It looks like her. I like her big ass/smallish boobs combo.)

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    #1766 dixiebandit69, Dec 6, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Buying a girl a drink is like saying, "I'm not interesting. Here's $7 so you ignore that for a little while."

    I'd much rather spend my money buying drinks and dinners for people that I like than strangers that happen to be pretty.
     
    #1767 Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2011
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    Well, there go my plans for the night.
     
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  9. dixiebandit69

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    Hey, sometimes buying a girl a drink gets you in the door, if you know what I mean.
     
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    That, good sir, is fantastically well said. I only usually buy someone a drink if we've been talking for a while and want to keep it going, or I just order a few and don't want to deal with splitting. It frequently means they get the next round, too.

    In other news, I've had a bottle of Glenfiddich for almost a year. How is it not gone yet!? I know I'm savoring it, but jesus. It's time to finish it off and try something new. Tonight's the night. . .
     
    #1770 ASL, Dec 6, 2011
  11. Winterbike

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    Fat AND small boobs. That's like losing twice.
     
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    Peanut butter is like crack for dogs. I gave the dog a peanut butter laden bone (he's had it for a long time) a couple of hours ago and has been following me since.
     
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    Uhhh, seriously?
     
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    I HAVE ENOUGH COMEDIC DECENCY NOT TO MAKE A LAME BESTIALITY JOKE. I HAVE ENOUGH COMEDIC DECENCY NOT TO MAKE A LAME BESTIALITY JOKE. I HAVE ENOUGH COMEDIC DECENCY NOT TO MAKE A LAME BESTIALITY JOKE. I HAVE ENOUGH COMEDIC DECENCY NOT TO MAKE A LAME BESTIALITY JOKE. I HAVE ENOUGH COMEDIC DECENCY NOT TO MAKE A LAME BESTIALITY JOKE.
     
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    Ok, I don't really want to be in this fight, except I'm procrastinating HARDCORE. I think she is beautiful, and I don't really swing that way, but I would do that 12 ways to Sunday. I think that our ideas of beauty should be a little more expansive and inclusive than they currently are.
     
    #1775 rachiii, Dec 6, 2011
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    I'm a big fan of the "sex deposit."

    Before the start of the date, the woman puts down a sex deposit roughly equal to the cost of the dinner. If she later has sex with the young gentleman, she gets her deposit back. If she doesn't, no harm, no foul, but she forfeits the deposit.

    Sex deposit, it's gonna be a thing, tell your friends.
     
    #1776 Aetius, Dec 6, 2011
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    There's no way that picture isn't shopped to hell.
     
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    I would fuck her so hard the last guy she was with would get wood.

    Then I would take her to a zoo.
     
    #1778 Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2011
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    And that's fine, except that she writes a pretty significant blog about her whole life, so it's not that far off from real life. It was more a body type argument.
     
    #1779 rachiii, Dec 6, 2011
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    Anyone else watching the chopper build-off between Sr, Jr & Jesse James?
     
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