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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. zyron

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    I am, Jesse James should win.
     
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    Tough to call it.

    Paul Sr: Built the most 'out there' bike. In fact, I use the term 'bike' loosely. He built a concept vehicle. If the point of the contest was to be as extreme as possible, he's won. True to form, though, he never saw it until he showed up to learn to ride it. He don't build shit.

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    Paul Jr.: His typical work. Find something he likes and build a bike resembling it. To his credit, though, this one is exceptionally well done and really looks great under the lights. Plus, out of all of them, I think he's a genuinely nice guy who'd rather not have the drama and BS that his father puts out. Here's an interesting note: keep track of how much Jr. swears. I don't know that I've ever heard him curse.

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    Jesse James: Built the most classic bike there. And really fucking built it. It was sheet metal and pipes when it arrived at his shop...none of the other guys can count themselves as tradesmen, I think. He is, and a damned good one at that.

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    Which is why he should win best bike builder.
     
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    Should and will are different. I don't know which way the crowd will vote.
     
    #1784 Dcc001, Dec 6, 2011
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    Yeah, see? His popularity won it for him.

    Although, like I said, that bike looked fantastic under the lights.
     
    #1785 Dcc001, Dec 6, 2011
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    ryan reynolds is kinda ripped, huh

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    #1786 Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2011
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    You mean like his face? Yeah, his face is all ripped in that picture.
     
    #1787 Dcc001, Dec 6, 2011
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    I have to agree that Jesse James has loads of talents when it comes to building bikes from nothing, and having nothing pre-fabricated, but my problem with him is that pretty much every single one of his bikes looks exactly the same.
     
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    Yup, I figured that would handicap him. He had to show up to this with something different to win, and he built a bike that suits the purists instead.
     
    #1789 Dcc001, Dec 6, 2011
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    Well, he's not curvy so he must have an eating disorder.
    I kid I kid.


    I can't remember what movie it was, but when he took his shirt off, I was like "damn" Actually I think ex GF said that and I got immensely jealous so I gave her a little punch in the arm to remind her that I was sitting right there. Then I gave her another punch for good measure. Then things got a little hazy after that and she didn't want to see me anymore.
     
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    I'll buy someone I'm talking too a drink if I'm getting one. It's just polite. That's true if it's someone I'm trying to fuck, a friend or a talkative stranger. That policy runs out very quickly if they aren't getting rounds (with some exception for poor but awesome people who would just not drink if I wasn't buying and be cool with it, I get that shit) or if I get even a moment's sense that they're hanging around me for free drinks. If I have the money, I might even buy someone dinner because I'm nice and I can afford it. It's never a bribe. But I also flat out refuse to have anything to do with women who expect a guy to be an ATM at the bar before they put out.

    I never want to be the asshole who expects his date to be a whore, but if you're going to act like a whore - have the decency to negotiate the price up front at the beginning and fuck hanging around in a club - lets just exchange money and get on with it.

    And that picture of Ryan Reynolds is from a 2004 movie, so it was probably shot in 2003. But if he's still that ripped, please god can we get a sex tape of him and that Blake Lively chick?

    Go hang around someone who's in the late stages of a cut cycle to get that ripped for a shoot or a show. Then hang around an eating disorder patient and you'll see a lot of crazy similarities. The only difference is the cut cycle guy usually stops being insane when he's on a bulk or maintenance cycle while little miss eating disorder probably talks to her imaginary friend ana(as in anorexia) or mia (as in bulimia) all year long.
     
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    Like this crazy bitch. What a horrible person to sign up for a dating website just to get expensive meals paid for you.
     
    #1792 zyron, Dec 6, 2011
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    I don't know any way to read that story without thinking, "Christ, what an asshole."

    For the record, I found this picture of Ryan Reynolds right before a cut cycle:

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    And they're different how, exactly?
     
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    Cherry nyquil plus jack daniels honey....

    Yeahhhh buddy.

    Also, the guy is requesting more rear burger in the thread.
     
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    Crap Jr won. I was hoping Jesse James would win. I will say Jr's wife is very easy on the eyes. She will be a lot easier on the eyes after her first kid and she gains like 15 pounds.
     
    #1796 Puffman, Dec 6, 2011
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    Splits and oil.



     

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    I think Jesse is the best bike builder of the three, but I don't think he built the best bike of those three. The two best points made were by Paul Jr, when he said of Jesse's bike, I've seen him do better. The other was when Jesse pointed out how small Jr's gas tank is, i.e. the practicality of it.

    But, Jr knew that the "people" were going to vote, and he gave them what they would vote for. It also didn't help that Jesse is a dick.

    Paul Sr . . . ha ha ha ha. He never stood a chance. Ha ha ha ha.
     
    #1798 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 6, 2011
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    Some of my friends are in exclusive relationships, are fugly, or have boring sexual interests (candles that just look pretty and barry white while we have gentle and slow missionary sex? Pass), and I don't try and fuck them. And many talkative strangers are interesting enough to talk too, but not as interesting as the people I expect to be fucking later that evening.
     
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    Good point Rush, Jr. read the room and gave the fans of his show what they wanted. There is no way that bike will ever be good for anything other than sitting in the front of a showroom or lobby somewhere.
     
    #1800 Puffman, Dec 6, 2011
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