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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Uh, let us all just pray that a Scarlett Johansson sex tape surfaces. RYRY or no it is more pressing concern that we see her fine ass fucking than it is Blake Lively.
     
    #1801 Kubla Kahn, Dec 6, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    A Scarjo sex tape would probably suck though. Nothing against her, most sex tapes just suck.
     
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  3. Gravitas

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    Ask for rear burger and ye shall receive so sayeth the lord as he created tumblr.

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    I hope that's what was meant by rear burger anyway.
     
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    It sounds like Jr. probably negotiated the most lucrative deal out of it, too. Senior & James signed on "right away," and he held out, claimed business was too booming and struck a deal. I'm curious how much he made for this. All that manpower for a month of overtime ain't cheap.
     
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  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    And it was gooood.

    I am concerned for that last girl. There are hot pans and what not in the kitchen. I'm not sure she should be that exposed. I better get over there and warn her right away.
     
    #1805 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 6, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    She has nice lips.

    And her mouth ain't bad either!!!!

    Why won't anyone high five me????
     
    #1806 Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2011
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    Just call me Topher

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    You guys are all weirdos. I have to say I'm uncomftorable.

    By the way, if anybody ever tries to get you to do a shot called a "Flatliner", when the drink arrives knee said person in the nuts then pour the drink in their eyes as they lay on the floor. Asshole.

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  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, pull up your pants first, for one thing.
     
    #1808 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 6, 2011
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    It took you over 3400 posts to figure that out?

    Edit: Banner ad right now is for Russian Love Match. WTF?
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    ...what kind of gay bar is this?
     
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    Disturbed

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    Mine switches between Big Girls Bras and a cat food ad. Hilarious and sadly on the nose.
     
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    What was it? Ive had a shot called a Flatline that was a shot of jaeger and Goldschlager dropped into a vodka red bull. They were awesome and guaranteed you were fucked in half in short order.
     
    #1812 JWags, Dec 6, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    That sounds absolutely terrible.
     
    #1813 Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2011
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    I'll try anything once. Sounds like the perfect drink for my post finals ugly sweater party.
     
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    *Edit: nope, bringing this up was shortsighted.
     
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    I cant describe why it tasted good, but it did.

    The other crazy shot we used to do in college was called a 24 carat nightmare. It was the brainchild of my roommate's gf and her friends at U of L. It was again Goldschlager and Jaeger, but the you added Bacardi 151 and Jose Cuervo. It sounded absolutely awful and I took my first shot of it half expecting to puke everywhere. But shockingly it tasted like an extra strong Goldschlager shot, really cinninamon-y. We used to chase it with water cause diet coke made it burn even more and beer tasted horrific after. But it was surprisingly paletable and after 3 of them, you have a REALLY healthy buzz. Shockingly, of the 25-30 people I introduced the shot to, only 1 (a weak girl who only drank vodka tonics, heavy on the tonic) disliked it.
     
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    I would almost puke just smelling it because I got the sickest I ever did on alcohol with Goldschlager.
     
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    Yeah, but you have to admit, it gives your balls more character.
     
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    Balls getting saggy?
     
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    Smooth as eggs...
     
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