The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Is it just me, or is Ted from HIMYM becoming more tolerable as the show progresses? He is still easily the weak link, but I find myself wanting to punch him far less per episode in the last season and a half.

 

I was having one of those usual scenarios where my body's exhausted but my mind was still racing, and I was trying to get them align so I could fall asleep early, when my roommate called me to let him in because he was too drunk to find his keys. After helping him get his shit in order, we were in the kitchen talking while he was eating bananas when I made some dry, sarcastic joke at his expense, and he slapped me across the face with the banana. And then we both rushed to make a cock-slapping joke. And that's what my night was like.

Also, today I heard both Anderson Cooper and Jane Fonda say "cock ring" a few feet away from me.

 

Dr. Freud on line one. Dr. Freud line one.

 

Also, this is an awesome way to spend a couple of minutes.

I friended someone I kind of knew in high school just because I heard he went as the Old Spice Guy for Halloween. He did not disappoint.



Please try not to let your jealously of my censoring skills get in the way of our friendship. (Although, I'm not really sure why I bothered censoring this, because even if on the off chance someone who knew him saw that, they'd still be able to tell who it is...and I'd still be creepy...)

 

That is the whole point of the show that they forgot about in the past few seasons. He is supposed to be the one growing the most as a character, as he stated, he had to become a better person to meet the mother.

 

I'm a really bad one for doing shots with, I don't care how horrific the shot is I can generally hide any reaction on it and then drink another unless I'm on the verge of losing my shit.

One of my favourites to watch people drink for the reactions it brings out is the ABC(Absynthe, Bacardi 151, Chartreuse) with some tobasco on it. Let the hilarity ensue.

 

Flatliner: Bottom of shot Glass is filled with tequila, followed by a thin layer of tabasco (the "line") and topped off with a second half of Sambuca. Fun stuff.

NOT for gentle souls. Probably the worst death shot I've ever tired.

 

Here's basically how I saw it:

Jesse James: Alright, lets start building the frame.
OCC/PJD: We got this great frame from <somebody>

Jesse James: time to build the front fork
PJD: American Suspension did a great job making this front fork.

Repeat.

It looked like OCC built very little. They brought in a frame. Brought in the tracks. Then they had the track company come in and help them. The one OCC guy built the mechanism that let the rear wheel move 360 degrees. Then they had the electric motor guys come in and do all the stuff. Did they show them building even the covers and stuff?

 

Don't post often, but since I'm up early I figure I would.

Went to go to bed at 1 last night, stared at the ceiling for 4 hours before deciding to go back to studying. Four finals in the next three days, and then a month to relax, golf and go to the gym every day. Fair trade. Although structural dynamics may be the worst subject mankind has ever thought up (besides it being necessary for building design and all that fun stuff).

 

Yup. This is why I haven't shaved in about 5 years now (talking about my face, not my balls). Honestly, I don't see why anyone bothers given that an electric trimmers on the highest setting will give you something like a 5 o'clock shadow. As long as you don't have a job interview or something, what's the need in getting any closer than that? The trimmer doesn't destroy your skin, no cuts or burning, and less money wasted on blades, razors, shaving cream, after shave, etc.

In other news, my sleep schedule is completely fucked. I have a bit of a cold so I decided not to go to school yesterday and ended up sleeping from 2am the night before to 3pm, then fell asleep again from 6pm-9pm. Had to get some work done so I figured I might as well come in to the office, so I've been here from 10pm last night till now. Still got a long day ahead of me...Imagine a world without caffeine. How much lower would our national GDP be? Would we have even made it to a point where people are calculating the GDP? I doubt it.

 

Nothing makes me feel "competent" like dumping a fair deal of coffee onto my white dress shirt in the middle of a sales call. It was going well too. Shit!

 

Women look silly when they put make-up on. Why? WHY do literally every single one of you drop your mouth open like a perplexed hick when you apply eyeliner or that eyelash shit? Is it some kind of female facial muscle reflex we as men are uninformed of?

 

And as fragile.

 

The girl talked me into doing a Hot Yoga class tonight. I'm going to die. I'm not flexible at all, and I'm going going to smell like hot ass on a Sunday morning after sweating for an hour straight. As of right now she's seen me move smoothly and play basketball. I'm definitely going to fall on my ass now tonight. Oy vey.

 

Except for hot yoga. What is hot yoga?

 

The last hot yoga class I took, a guy walked in at the last minute and clearly didn't know what he was doing. He didn't have a non-slip mat, so when he hit his first Downward Dog, his hands flew out, he hit the floor with his gut and ripped a serious fart. A fart at 105ºF with 40% humidity is truly nasty.

 

You just gave me an evening's worth of entertainment for the price of a couple beers, a can of beans, and some crab juice. Let's get this party started.

 

I've heard that's a thing, but I never do it. I also sneeze with my eyes open.

 

That second part was a joke.