The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Start chugging water now so you don't have even more fun getting dehydrated while you sweat your balls off. I'd try yoga but I had too much fun in my high school's "hot" wrestling room to consider hot yoga. Screw that.

 

Happy Wednesday, fellow idiots! I had to spend 10 hours yesterday locked in the Daly Center for jury duty. Today I am working from home. What's that Mr. Daniels? Why yes I would like a splash (or ten) in my coffee this afternoon!

Cheers!

 

It's a bitch is what it is.

I'm pretty mobile, although to keep from being one big knot I try to hit up yoga once or twice a week. I've tried hot yoga though, and man that stuff is absolute murder. Keeps you humble too.

 

We used to offer hot yoga classes at my gym. Every now and then I would take one. Goddamn what a beating. I didn't even enjoy it, like at all...I like getting bendy but fucking hell, I would leave just ANGRY.

 

I once went with a girlfriend after taking a flight from L.A. to Kaua'i.

I was tired as hell, but figured why not. I went in 176, which for me is already underweight (had to be thin for the beach). I sweat so much my towel couldn't hold any more sweat, and there was still a puddle under it. I left at about 172.

 

I just don't enjoy yoga. When I was pole dancing, I gained a LOT of flexibility, but never felt as angry as I did while I was doing yoga. Yoga just pisses me off, especially if the instructor is super hippie. I'll walk out. I bought a groupon for a month yoga class membership thing, thinking I spent the cash, I'd use it, right? no. Never redeemed it. Ugh.

 

I for one break out like crazy if I use an electric razor. Don't know why.

 

I did a three month groupon for hot yoga. I went religiously, but I never got over the feeling that half the time I thought I would die and half the time I just couldn't figure out why the hell I had gone to class.

I also was always super upset about the things the instructors were saying. Like, "Now you're massaging your descending colon." "This position opens up the bloodflow through your knee." NO IT DOESN'T STOP SAYING CRAZY THINGS. My internal rage was probably not what the yoga was supposed to cultivate.

 

I love Bikram yoga, the heat does not bother me and the scenery is spectacular.
Don't go just once and say you hate it, you have to go 4-5 times and get over how hot it is just accept how hot it is and get your mind off of it, once you do that you can relax and enjoy the 26 poses.

 

I just came back to work after a 5 day paid break. It is miserable and raining. On the bright side, there is this

NSFW

Also this song is pretty awesome.

 

Strange but true: It seems that you are far steady when your jaw and mouth are relaxed, which is key to makeup application and blow jobs.


edited to add: It has been suggested to me that some suspect that hooker and I are the same person. I assure you, I don't have time for such an alter ego/troll. I'm almost offended. Blech.

 

Awhile back, I don't recall what thread, but Nom began posting ass shots (severly shocking I know, coming from him) but one was Rachel McAdams from whatever lame rom-com that was. Well I came across this today further supporting his picture and refuting any notion of a butt double.



#datass

 

How the fuck you think I got talked into it? And trust me, the head is transcendant. It feels like I'm Adam reaching for God in the epic Sistine Chapel painting. I'm sure I'm understating it.

I have a non-slip matt, because P90X has their own version of Yoga which I'm attempting to do, I can barely do that. She is already super fucking flexible, so its not skin off her back. She did the Hot Yoga yesterday and sounded like I do after she gives me head. So I was...talked...into it. Then the romantic factor is kicked up because its "Candlelight Hot Yoga" so I won't be able to see myself fall on my ass. Either way, we're going to pop a bottle or two of wine and try some other fun Yoga positions after.

I apologize if I'm talking too much about this girl, I should add another Rave in the thread that this girl is my first official girlfriend in like 6 years. I'm a picky bastard, this one fits the bill.

 

Hah, this totally crossed my mind (not in anything resembling seriousness, though). There was just an evening when I thought "Where has Pimptress been?" and then a week later: "Pimptress is back! Wait, where did Hooker go? Wait a minute..."

I want to try hot yoga so badly. I love being hot and I think it would suit yoga really well. I bet doing it in the winter and then stepping out into 30 degree weather would feel amazing, like the sauna --> freezing lake thing they do in Sweden. (Or something.)

 

I'm about the least flexible guy you'd ever meet. A while back I made it a goal to be able to touch my toes. It took about 6 months of morning stretching to barely be able to touch them. Hot yoga (or any Yoga) sounds like pure torture to me.

 

I enjoy regular yoga and have been wanting to try hot yoga, too. Guess I am just a chill hippie, hehe.

 

It's like dewercs said, once you get acclimated to the heat you'll be fine. Just bring along extra shirts to sweat through.

 

Ditto. Fill me in.