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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. shimmered

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    Put your fists between your knees as you bend over, contract and squeeze your fists together and hold, release and stretch deeper. Repeat.
     
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    Oh no, that shit is real. My friend worked on this shitty movie she was in with Michael Pena and Tim Robbins called "The Lucky Ones" all he did was send me pictures of her ass and talk about how her sister (her make-up artist/"assistant") looked WAY better than she did.

    TiB, thank you for all the encouraging words about how great Yoga is going to go tonight. I'm bringing 2 gatorades, 2 towels, doing it in basketball shorts and a wifebeater. I'll have a T-shirt on hand if things get real, but fuck it, everyone else is sweating and the girl dragged me to it so I'm not trying to impress anyone. I just don't want to pull a hammy. This is an introclass unfortunately led by a guy. Hopefully he's not a hippy. If he's a white guy with dreadlocks I will kill him.
     
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    Motion seconded; motion passes.

    Details?
     
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    I thought she just went to rehab.
     
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    Hooker and KIMaster decided to open a bakery together. It's a time-consuming endeavor.
     
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    Called Angry Yeast.


    unrelated:
     
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    I think hot yoga would kill me. I would have to be chugging ice water the entire time, or I would just die of heat stroke. My body is like a furnace; I'm always the first person to start sweating and the last person to need a jacket.

    One time I had a layover at an airport somewhere in Texas (can't remember the city) and had to take this train thing to get to the other side of the airport. It was not air conditioned, and broke down for about 10 minutes half way to my gate. I had shorts and a light t-shirt on, and yet I was the only one sweating... and I was fucking dripping with sweat. My forearms were sweating, for Christ's sake. There was a fat guy next to me in jeans and a sweatshirt, and he was totally fine.

    Fuck Texas, and fuck hot yoga.
     
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    Whoa whoa whoa, where in Texas? I was in Dallas and holy fuck I loved it there. My mom had to drag me back kicking and screaming. All of the women I saw walking around were hot as fuck and natural. Its only when I got out to Arlington is where felt I was in SeaWorld's whale exhibit.

    The thing that's going to get to me is the humidity. I can take a dry heat but the humidity will be brutal.
     
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    Hey.
    Arlington's home yo.


    That said, we do have more than our share of land whales. They're not as vapid as Dallas girls and they're not as sparkly as Cowtown's ladies.
     
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    Yeah, the rest of Texas is probably fine... I guess "fuck that one train that broke down at that one airport in Texas on that hot humid day" would be more appropriate.
     
    #1870 JoeCanada, Dec 7, 2011
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    Why is nobody mentioning how shitty Houston is? Between all the Katrina transplants and the deplorable education system, we deserve equal amounts of hate. It might be cheaper to live, but thats only a small benefit to the airborne strain of AIDS unique only to us.
     
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    Fuck Houston. Seriously, fuck that city.
    I love living in Arlington because I'm just in between uptown Dallas, and can hit the high end stuff there, and the Stockyards.

    Of course, the stockyards are more my scene, but whatever.
     
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    The Ft. Worth stockyards are the fucking tits. Always entertaining and the food is good. I also like going into Leddy's and feeling poor.
     
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    I'm the most underdressed chick there...All the other women have sparkles on.
     
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    Wow, I was beginning to think all the guys besides Scootah on this board were hetero... then the yoga discussion started. You think you know people.
     
    #1875 Frank, Dec 7, 2011
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    It's afair bett anysort of hot yoga in this town would kill me, I played a game of Oztag(flag football) last night and my shirt was completely soaked and it wasn't anything over the top.

    Townsvilles humidity is through the roof one half of the year and it's just about to start raining almost non stop for two months.
     
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    When I walked in with my dad a couple years ago, he wanted to look at cowboy hats and quickly saw that most of them cost $1000+. The guy that worked there looked at us like we were black.
     
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    And lets not forget....

     
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    You looked like you were going to rob the place?
     
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    That and the fact that we weren't dressed the way the oil millionaires who do shop there, dress.
     
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