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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Ins

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    I've never met a white guy with dreadlocks that wasn't a douchebag. I actually like white guy dreadlocks because it let's me know who to avoid. That and douche scarves. What's the connection between constantly talking politics (THE GOVERNMENT MANNNNNNNNN) and having a cold neck? I would never follow a revolution lead by a man with a perpetually cold neck... it's doomed to fail.

    Also: Fuck yeah snowboarding season is starting. Some friends and I are getting our usual ski weekend together. I'm going to buy one of these and fill it with energy drinks and Gatorade to power-through my hangovers.
     
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    Man, don't you guys hate it when you're a dress shirt and, as you approach the last spot left to be starched, find a huge stain, rendering the shirt unwearable?

    I mean, I can't be the only one with this problem.
     
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    Yes, yes I am wearing cold gear and fleece pants and a scarf and three shirts and a hoodie.

    Fuck you.
    I'm freezing and I don't feel good asshole.
     
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    Still not as bad as white chicks with dreadlocks. It's hard to describe how stupid that is.
     
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    Christ. Not only am I sick and it's cold/rainy outside, but due to a work Christmas gift drive, I had the misfortune of going insider an Abercrombie and Fitch store... on Fifth Ave... during Christmas season. I think this is what hell is like. I won't be able to get the douchebro smell off for a week.
     
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    I don't get all the white guy dreadlock hate. I've only known one white guy with dreads, and he was a laid-back Canadian, probably one of the most reasonable people I've met.

    Dude also had a pretty unique tattoo - a color, full sleeve DNA strand. I can't imagine the meaning behind it, and he would never say anything about it.
     
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    Yeah, but the fucking-in-public-at-a-country-music-concert demographic can't even spell the words "cowboy hat."


    Unrelated, didn't we used to be able to delete posts?
     
    #1907 MoreCowbell, Dec 7, 2011
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    I mean, I don't hate white guys/girls with locks, but they usually look kind of silly. Kind of like black guys with perms.

    Sorry, Katt Williams and Al Sharpton. It's true. Your hair is so clearly not meant to do that that your insistence on trying makes you slightly buffoonish.
     
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    Q: What's the difference between porn and art?
    A: I don't care either.

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    They sell cold gear in texas?
     
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    Fuck yes. And I'm double layered.
    I have no idea how I'm going to survive in Maine. Or Maryland. This is retarded. It was 29 this morning and I thought I was going to die. Throw in that I'm sick and it was even worse. How I survived prior to having seat warmers is beyond me. I hate this and it's not fun. It's not even cute anymore with my blankie, now I just want the ooky to go away.
     
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    One idea how to survive

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    I'm really looking forward to going back.
     
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    If I were President, the first thing I would do is make Christmas a nondenominational/secular holiday and be done with all this fuckery.

    And then I'd probably be assassinated the next day.
     
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    Just watched a bunch of "War on Christmas" bullshittery on TV and suddenly decided that, no, George Washington et. al. were wrong. America was not, in fact, a good idea.
     
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    Let's get some culture up in this bitch!

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    The Toadies count as culture.
     
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    Drinking beer while studying for finals might be the best idea I've had all week.
     
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    My theory? Enough guys on here secretly creeped all mentioned TiBettes out in their reps enough that coming on here gives them the heebie-jeebies.
     
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    Quite possibly. I'm sure not many of them know the name of Christopher Columbus' three ships, but you can bet your bottom dollar that they can remember which tea service tray-sized belt buckle they were wearing when they heard Billy Joe McCallister jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge.
     
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    I really like words like this. Ex: tomfuckery, jackassery, assfuckery, douchebagery, jackoffery etc.

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    This song ROCKS. I saw them perform it this past August in New Braunfels.
     
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