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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. babyface

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    He's the Antonio Cromartie of rappers.
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    I think they're mostly all with the same woman, at least. So that's something. EDIT: Apparently, I'm wrong about that. So...yeah. Maybe condoms, Tip?

    Anyway, I think Paper Trail was really good, and it's really obvious that he placed a greater emphasis on writing (eponymously enough).

    Cadence/Rhyme structure in these bars >>>>>
     
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    Dude... stick to being white trash... condescending douchebag doesn't suit you well.

    Alas, I don't have a red dot for you, but enjoy the day off with a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

    And here's a song I envision as your own, personal theme song.

     
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  4. bewildered

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    BOOM ROASTED
     
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    Dangit, where's Angel when I need her?
     
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    In his defense (which I will always come to), he had those first 3 kids and their bizarre names at 20-21. Lots of people name their kids stupid shit.

    Paper Trail is one of my favorite rap albums of all time. Great beats and production and the lyrical content is refreshingly self-aware. Ready for Whatever is a great track devoid of alot of the traditional rap nonsense. And seriously, I've heard it safely over 500 times, but I will NEVER get sick of Whatever You Like. Just so bomb.

    This most recent arrest kind of bummed me out as a fan, cause his reaction and subsequent interviews after the gun charge were so impressive and articulate and well-thought out for such a seemingly stupid crime. His best friend's murder, his upbringing, it was just all very interesting. Nobody is every gonna mistake him for a Harvard scholar, but Clifford Harris is a very sharp, intelligent man man.
     
    #1946 JWags, Dec 8, 2011
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    I got two sales today, and that's a first for me. I got one lead to say yes on the first call and the second was one that I think I was on to #11 or 12. She was elusive and the receptionist is a bitch.

    I don't know man. Some days it happens.
     
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    'Twas the Night Before Christmas.



    Now, BE MERRY!
     
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  9. Nettdata

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    Any guy who's ever gotten laid knows what it means to sell something.

    And just like getting laid, in sales, persistence plays a big part.

    As do hookers and blow.
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Nice. Congrats.
     
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    This job has reinforced one thing... cold calling is a motherfucker. Yesterday I was at 55 calls by 3:00 and then slowed down because I was only reaching voicemails and had other shit to do.

    I did have a good shot at getting the second person to say yes once I could get her on the phone but the funny thing is it took me half as many calls today to get to those two sales.

    It is just puzzling some days.

    *Thanks Nom. It feels good to make progress.
     
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    Took some time at lunch to sit on my dock and smoke a cigar and have a beer.

    It's kind of cold out, and the lake has a bit of a thin film of ice on it.

    Next thing you know, I hear "thwack, thwack, CRUNCH", and see a head pop up from under the ice. It's a beaver. He/she looked around, then dove back down, and then punched it's way back up through the ice about 20 feet away. And then looked around. Then did the same thing again. And again.

    It was fucking hilarious, and totally made my day.

    I managed to get a really shitty 10 second video clip of it.

     
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    Haha I mean this in the most don't-ban-me way possible, but that may very well be the most unexciting clip on youtube.


    I also can't stop laughing at this... If you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, you'll know that one of the characters, Mac, got fat for the newest season. Like, the actor gained 50 pounds or so. Found this on Wikipedia describing how he did it:

    Just goes to show, if you set your mind to something - and eat cottage cheese late at night - anything is possible.
     
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    Oh, I totally agree. It was fucking hilarious watching him break through the ice and glare at me, but I have no doubt that it was something that only came off like that in person. The only reason I took that video was an attempt to show my Mom (who always wants to see any wilderness type thing around my place).

    But as shitty as it is, I still thought I'd share, even if just to become the target of your derision.

    It's all good, because as unexciting as that clip is, it's still the view from my office.
     
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    I'm glad you liked it. I'm a big fan of science fiction, and good science fiction is fucking hard to find, and I'm always up for spreading the word about good shit.

    I have to admit that I went into it expecting and wanting to hate the fuck out of it, but I just couldn't... I enjoyed it, and thought they really pulled it off well.
     
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    You mean like this guy? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067029/Jamie-Cumming-Dundee-16-children-14-women.html

    A radio station breakfast show had a christmas parody battle with an American one this morning. Some funny shit came out of it. The first couple are pretty cool. The chick in the middle is absolutely horrible.

    Edit: Actually from the chick onwards they're all pretty average but the first one or two are pretty good.

    http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/s3386453.htm
     
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    His name is Jamie Cumming and he has 16 kids by 14 women? This is proof positive that God sits on a La-Z-Boy and laughs His omnipotent balls off while He's watching us on TV.
     
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    Just a shame he hasn't done anything dumb enough to get himself a Darwin award just yet.
     
    #1958 Bundy Bear, Dec 8, 2011
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    ART!

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    Man, pulling all nighters really fucks with my sleep schedule. Helllloooooo 4am....
     
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