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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. StayFrosty

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    I woke up to the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" this morning. Today can't be a bad day.
     
    #1961 StayFrosty, Dec 8, 2011
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    Watched Inception last night. I think I have a man-crush on Tom Hardy.

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    Every time I read a post by you, I think of this picture.

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    I wonder how many words per minute she can type?

    NSFW just in case:
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    Well, that's really not fair, since she can use her toes at the same time.

    My two favorite things I saw on SI.com this morning:
    - Braves will not have to face Pujols on the Marlins in the same division.
    - Kate Upton is very easy on the eyes.
     

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    The best part of our company's Christmas raffle aren't the bizarre or ugly gifts - it's putting your boss' names on the raffle tickets to win said prizes. Crotchety man boss is signed up for a pink silk scarf, a tri-pack of barbie dolls and a Dora The Explorer mug. Frumpy woman boss is signed up for some nasty looking black purse, a framed painting of a large daffodil and 3 sessions of electrolysis.

    Boo yah.
     
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    Leaving for my child support hearing soon. The ex's balls are in my hand and I'm slowly squeezing....

    and yes, he totally deserves it. Promise.
     
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    Uh-oh people - another VA Tech shooting? Can't they get a break? (at least they are not Penn State, I guess)

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57339465/va-tech-police-officer-2nd-person-shot-dead/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-573 ... shot-dead/</a>
     
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    Hot Yoga got moved to tonight since The Girl would have taken forever to get dressed for us to make it to dinner, then got back in time for the class. One of those people that is late for everything and trying to be on time makes you an anal-retentive controlling asshole.

    I could tell a story about how I was convinced to stay at The Girls place, even though I'm the one that has to be up and she lives 20 minutes away from my apartment, left my keys at her place, had to get mouthwash/disposable toothbrushes to not insult my dentist, and had buy new shirt+sweater on the way to work today to not look like an asshole...but I think I just did.
     
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    Haha, he doesn't even deserve to be in my presence.

    Men that like that sort of shit are weird to me.
     
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    Are you going to change your outfit before the hearing?

     
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    Understatement much?
     
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    Um, yeah. haha

    Yes, bebop, I will change. I try to keep my identity hidden.
     
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    It's not my thing, but is it really that weird that somebody would like pain/being submissive?
     
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    To me, yes. I realize lots of people are into weird shit, I just don't quite get it. I know the psychological analysis of it, it's just too degrading for me to understand the turn on.
     
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    Seeing as how that's a bit of a fetish for me, no. I think there's a boundary there, though.


    And I'm sure Scootah will be along shortly to rant against the iniquities of submission.
     
    #1977 StayFrosty, Dec 8, 2011
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    To each their own, mostly for me. Acting like that would be pretty weird for me.

    I remember Scootah wrote somewhere about reaching a point where 'normal sex' became boring.

    I guess my line is anchored somewhere around not having normal sex become boring.
     
    #1978 Nitwit, Dec 8, 2011
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    The other month when I went back to New Zealand I kidnapped my SGT's stuff toy he has sitting on his desk and created a whole back story for it that ended in it getting a bit of Stockholm Syndrome and following the All Blacks when it's the Australian rugby teams mascot.

    Everyone who saw the emails thought it was fucking hilarious and said SGT is in Japan at the moment for some hotrod show or some shit. Poor little Bruce the Wallabie has had enough and decided to end it all. Email is sent and SGT is going to come back to his little fella swinging in the fan breeze above his desk haha.

    It's good when your heirachy has a sense of humour, unfortunately the ones above him are complete fucking tools.
     
    #1979 Bundy Bear, Dec 8, 2011
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    Did anyone else's job require them to spend the afternoon drinking?
     
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