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The Friday The 13th WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 13, 2016.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    I'd sooner own a Hitler painting. Not only is the resale higher, but a genocidal authoritarian is somehow more palatable than a pedophile murder clown.

    This is just lovely. Fuck that nightmare juice on my wall.

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    With a little luck, whoever bought the gun will have the tried and true cleaning accident. "It just went off, ahyuck."
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    I'm always available to help if they need any ideas.
     
  3. toytoy88

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    I never noticed this before, but in Hitler's depiction of Mary and Jesus:

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    Does it look like Hitler used his own baby picture as a model for the Son of God?

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  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    I never noticed either. But, that's mostly because until just now, I had never seen a Hitler painting. I guess you could ask him if h- oh, wait.
     
  5. toytoy88

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    Y'all may want to turn on CNN. An EGYPTAIR flight from Paris to Cairo has disappeared from radar.
     
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    Nope, not him. Red hair in the painting not blonde, eyes are grey in the picture. Should be blue.

    Edit: and my parents just returned from Europe. Flew out of the same airport that missing plane did. Glad they're back.
     
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    Why turn on CNN? You've just relayed their entire understanding of the situation for the next 12 hours. Now all they'll do is hypothesize and make shit up to fill dead air.
     
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    There was 69 people on board.

    My wife is both impressed and disgusted by my ability to find humor in tragedy. I don't really care. I just wanna get the "walk like an Egyptian" song outta my head. Fucker's playing on repeat.
     
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    Just in time for your downvote!
     
  10. Crown Royal

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    How incredible that in only 32 years they made a movie worse in every single conceivable way.

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    The Outrage Community needs to now sit down and shut up about how the reason this is getting bad reviews is misogyny. It's getting bad reviews because it sucks. Not funny. Bigoted. Shitty effects. People are sick or remakes and trashing such a beloved classic so thoroughly, what did they expect?

    Show the original instead.
     
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    Have you watched Ghostbusters recently? It is my favorite movie. I watch it a few times a year. The special effects look like shit. They haven't held up well.

    The movie will probably suck, but then again most movies suck. That doesn't take away from the first movie. I wonder if people were this upset when they made those shitty cartoons. I will reserve my judgement for when I actually see the movie, instead of joining a lynch mod based on two minutes of edited footage.
     
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    So, I sent the whats-a-hymn bride a playlist for her wedding today and it triggered a conversation where she told me that she's baking her own wedding cake. An admirable goal indeed. Some of her previous efforts in this area:

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    I can't wait.
     
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    She's clearly very talented and you should embrace her artistic vision and efforts. I will say those cakes do look like they were made by a child with down syndrome but never mind that
     
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    I don't want to wade into the shit, but...why is the Easter cake shaped like a kidney bean?
     
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    Because Jesus was pierced in the side? In his kidney?

    I don't fucking know. I thought it was a hat.
     
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    The same reason it's staged for the photo on a fall table cloth.
     
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    If, like me, you enjoy taking your coffee or even a cold beverage with you, the Yeti rambler steel tumbler with lid will change your life. It kicks any other coffee mug's ass. My coffee is still warm 4 hours after being made.
     
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    My contigo coffee mug keeps 20 ozs of coffee hot for 4 hours, and warm for 8. I also didn't have to sell a kidney to get it.
     
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    Can you get me an invitation? I badly want to attend this wedding.
     
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    Based what's been laid out so far, if you don't think you can just show up, you haven't been paying attention. I'm assuming we're all "invited."
     
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