My hometown was just named the #10 drunkest city in the US of A. Woohoo? Not long ago an auto body shop there was busted for paying employees with meth... and some people wondered why I left town for school. The top four on the list and overall 12 out of the top 20 are in Wisconsin. Shocking, said nobody.
Lemme guess. Wedding cake will be white with "Happy Wedding" in pink. Made in a poorly-shaped ring. This is nasty, but I think I mouth-breathed some gross shit at work. It's like I took a breath through my mouth 3 hours ago, and I can still taste it.
I have a few Yeti tumblers and I much prefer Tervis. Machine washable where the Yetis are not and about half the price.
Tervis is the shit. We found a big stash of old school unused Tervis cups at our grandparent's beach house right outside of Sarasota where their factory is. My grandma, you could say, was the hipster collector of their cups. What up. Seriously though, they were my dad's favorite cups for his whiskey and cokes. An indestructable heirloom we'll end up passing to our kids.
The Yeti's are overpriced, I have a 30 ounce and the wife has an Rtic which is half the price and works exactly the same, if you're wanting the metal over the plastic get an Rtic from Amazon, Yeti charges for the name. Same for the coolers.
*I grew up in Sarasota My grandparents (from FL) have dozens of those Tervis cups. Most with some sort of nautical themed patch inside. Moved out to CA and never see those cups.
Everything old is new again. Does this look familiar? The Navy's newest stealth destroyer, The USS Zumwalt: Spoiler The USS Merrimac:
Also only in Las Vegas... 8 year old served alcoholic root beer I knew I went to the Orleans for something other than Fuddrucker's...
Not gonna lie, I totally served a 10 year old a Shirley Temple with sangria. In my defense, the sangria was in an unlabeled plastic bottle at the bar. I assumed it was grenadine bc the 4-time DWI'er bartender was too busy to correct me when I asked him. I didn't realize my mistake until she told me it tasted funky x2. I figured it out and fixed it. Kid and mom never knew the truth. That was like 9 years ago. Today, I would've gone to jail for doing something that idiotic.
It wasn't in that article, but the one I read on a local TV station's site had a quote from the parents that went along these lines: "Yes, they did apologize, but they didn't apologize enough." Fuck those parents. What do they want? The server to be publicly executed? EDIT: Found the article and the quote: "They were apologetic but not as apologetic as they should have been for the circumstance it was." http://www.ktnv.com/news/8-year-old-served-alcoholic-root-beer-at-local-chain-restaurant
I work retail/sales. I know what that sentence means. It means "We now realize that we can possibly get more free shit and/or money out of this."
The place I work asked me to greet the general public once. Once. There was a person who was pissed off about something beyond my control and stupid who started bitching at me. I tend to get very dismissive of people if they're annoying me, and I pretty much blew this person and their petty bullshit off. A few days later I had a meeting with management because this person was calling for me to be fired for not acknowledging their pain or some other ridiculous bullshit. Management bent over backwards to appease this idiot. Thankfully my direct supervisor knows me well enough and she stood up for me, and told upper management they were idiots for even dealing with this whiny asshole. On the plus side, I don't have to deal with the random public anymore.
I need to step up my sex. Maybe start throwing in some burpees or something every time the position changes. And obviously start wearing a headband. I've been doing it all wrong!
Ladies of the board, and I do mean Ladies - i.e. not Nett and CJ - I'm in desperate need of some boobs. I haven't been laid in forever. HELP!