Teen pleads guilty to attempted murder. Yeah, whatever, teen, murder, blah blah blah... But his name. Oh God his fuckin' name, I am almost in tears. "Le'Genius Wisdom Williams of St. Petersburg, who was 13 then, pleaded guilty to shooting 15-year-old Dinarick Ford three times after the older teen reportedly taunted him. Ford survived."
I've noticed that retarded names like that seem to be a lot less common when the dad is still in the picture.
If it's only fancy Vodka for you, then you could try some fog water vodka for $125 / bottle. http://time.com/4317269/fog-vodka-san-francisco-hangar-one/
Vodka and lemonade is a great combo, its my summer drink. I like Ketel One and San Pelligrino lemonade. Very dangerous, super smooth. I will be enjoying margaritas by the beach today. Anyone that gets a house margarita should really think about what tequila they're pouring in there.
Yet sometimes it still happens. How the hell do you not change your last name? You can't like it that much.
I am perplexed some people do not change their names. It's just some paperwork. Then again, people named like dyslexic strippers probably do not have the patience or follow-through to fill out paperwork. "I'd like you to meet our CEO Angelique Sashay" said no one ever. Such as Ms. Crystal Metheny. I'm sure that is pronounced Chris-TAH-l.
"...arrested May 5 on a charge of shooting an offensive missile into a vehicle." Man, they can't leave us hanging like that. "Offensive" as in a dildo with a model rocket engine strapped to it, or "Offensive" as in a RPG?
I can't comment on their fog vodka, but I've been on a tasting tour at their distillery and their boozes are fucking GOOD.
I went and saw The Book of Mormon over the weekend. I haven't laughed that much at anything in quite a while. Do yourselves a favor and check it out if you get a chance.
Yet they still made the second greatest baseball player of all time change his name to "Bob Clemente"....
Maybe he pronounces it "Koon-tz." Anyway, I'll see your Rusty Kuntz, and raise you a "Dick Pole." If that's not a porn star name, I don't know what is. I mean, shit, just look at the guy; he's got the 'stache for it. In other ridiculous name news, I went to Li'l Bandit's orchestra concert a few days ago (he plays cello), and his mom and I spent most of the time scanning the program for idiotic names. Standouts include: -Shadoe (girl; Li'l Bandit knows her) - Shadai - Zubin - Vyanca - Nirvana - Zeneth - Jaythan - Nashiely - Legacy I'm not even going to get into the "unique" spelling of some of the kids' conventional names.
Jumbo Video was our local video store, my friend used to put the copies of Schindler's List in the comedy section. Every time, over the course of five years. The first time was a joke, The next dozen few he just wanted to see how long it would take before he got caught, which never happened. My thought on it is this: if you're going to go through that much trouble to be sneaky in a video store for no real reason, do something productive like figure out how to steal porn from the Red Room.
See, now THAT'S comedy! Did you see the part about Jesus inventing the chair? Classic! Seriously though, is BoM ever going to be a film? Last time I heard anything was over a year ago, and it seems like it's died.
Some elderly lady came in for repairs on her car and needed a ride home. I obliged her and on the way there she tried to tip me $10. I refused citing customer service etc etc but she wouldn't relent. She said I should buy some Starbucks for the office staff. I said "OK" and then after dropping her off, I promptly bought a breakfast burrito from a food truck. I may be an asshole boss, but I'm an asshole boss with a full belly.