Canadians are the only ones who would think this was a good idea for a video. Sheesh. Awesome song and I get a woody every time I hear Darby's voice. Dear God, do I love that voice.
I use to confuse Chiliiwick with Harlequin all the time as a kid, the bands were so similar. Most 80's video ever made, courtesy of Canada (I've loved this song since I started having memories) That's the 80's in Canada though, great music and humour, but bad music videos and TERRIBLE TV shows at times. They were showing "Danger Bay" reruns the other day and...wow.
Oh, I was. I was mostly a lurker back then, but I remember the comics. Still doesn't make them less weird. Wasn't there one about the infamous anal hair brush, too?
There were a few. Those two fucking hated each other and it provided some of the biggest laughs I've had. The only re-occurring event I enjoyed more was boozy's post-deleting firestorms that included a nice note attached to each post like "I'm masturbating to the thought of watching people stack tires around your body and set them on fire."
When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour: http://web.archive.org/web/20071207032801/messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=18770 I miss Capt. Capital.
I remember how much those comics pissed Sack off. I never disliked the guy, but he had some epic meltdowns. It was fascinating to see a man completely unravel. I forgot just how fucking brutal some of those replies were. "I hope your cancer is real and that it kills you." "Here is my advice; let your cancer consume you. Just let it win. You can't beat it. You aren't strong enough." I'm laughing, but Kung Fu Mike was a rotten piece of shit. There were a few true psychopaths on that board, albeit fucking hilarious ones.
Sack was just so funny. I remember him PMing me and letting me know how I was a nobody and "Who the hell are you?" etc, etc. And about a week later he PMd me wondering if I wanted to meet up since he was coming to my city. That guy was delusional. You can't make it up.
Who was that soccer player who kinda-sorta banged his sister and wanted to "make you a family member" as it were?
Uhhhh who, me? I don't remember that. I vaguely remember someone in Canada saying something like that. For being a gal on Tucker Max-related message boards I've been pretty lucky. The creepiest thing that ever happened with me is a couple trying to pick me up in a bar in Atlanta. I thought they were just being friendly and I was making new friends. Turns out, they were swingers trying to pick me up. Pretty innocent, all things considered. Thank God. Ahem, http://web.archive.org/web/20080115...hp?s=95d00f8fb73a559f5316202bc681338f&t=18423