The Halloween Thread

Because I have zero issue posting pictures of random strangers/hot girls who decided to pose with us:

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I was a ringmaster for the Halloween beer thing this weekend, a relatively uninspired choice. My makeup was tits, though, and well worth the two hours it took to do.

For reference, me on any given day:

And with a ridiculous amount of makeup:


For one glorious night, I had visible eyebrows.

 

Why does that girl have a box for a boob?

And please don't tell me cancer because then I'll feel bad.

 

I thought it looked too big for a phone. Must be a 'droid (Droid?).

And now I know where to put my phone on Friday when I go to my party. I was leaning towards underwear* because I didn't want to mess with the lines. But since apparently who cares? it opens up other options.

*No I wasn't. That's gross.

 

A herd of giraffes is called a "tower." This is about 1/5th of the group we had.

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My nephew dressed as Springsteen. He's a cute kid. And decidedly Caucasian.

 

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If he was true Caucasian he would have been Jim Croce

 

Shitty cellphone picture ftw. Homemade Princess Jasmine costume! Tragically, I could find no manacles to cinch the outfit. Oh well.

 

I dressed as the singer for our house band, he is from West Virginia, his wife was all over me last night at work.

 

Went as "iron chef" last night. Need to come up with something for tonight. Spoilered for enormous

 

Meant to do a "before" picture before I did any makeup but forgot. So this one I had started the shading around my eyes:

Final product:

Now I have to go make sure Pat doesn't make out with any of the ladies. Apparently he's the problem child. I'm kind of hoping he does so that I can give him the whole fake "I never did any of that when I was your age" speech. He's actually a pretty funny kid.

And, free food!

 

My "19 Kids and Counting" costume was a moderate success. Very few people got it on their own, but I got some good reactions after people asked.

Here are some things that I learned:

Lots of people think having 19 children should be illegal. Also, people jump to speculation about what 19 births would do to a vagina pretty quickly.

Folding a pillow in half and shoving it under a tank top creates a pretty convincing belly. Bonus points because I was wearing a button down under a dress and one of the buttons looked like a well-placed belly button.

People judge very harshly when they believe that you are pregnant and drinking. It's hilarious. I highly recommend donning a fake belly before your next bender to relish in the looks of horror and disdain.

 

Do it while holding a beer. Once they give you that look of horror, say, "oh my god, what the hell am I doing? This isn't right."

Grab another beer.

Look at your stomach and smile. "That's better. I'm drinking for two now, aren't I?"

 

My costume was a hit, I even got third place in a costume contest and won $50.

 

2014 Hollow ween

Is it time to bump this mofo, or start a new thread?