Well you can take comfort in knowing that little live feed on the right posts events as they happen, so anyone who saw "happyfunball has changed her profile photo" could immediately click on it and see you in your underwear during the whole time you were madly clicking. If you're especially lucky, some guy who had a crush on you in high school saved it to his computer for, uh, future reference.
I think Putin just got drunk and pushed a button or something. Because shit is going down in the Ukraine.
At least the citizens are fighting back, and fighting well. Those rich, open sore, baboon oligarch fucks have beaten down every person in every way in that country since since 1991. Men with billions for practically no reason then the fact they claimed it when the empire collapsed and live like corrupt kings while people who just want fair democracy starve. 50 men have more money than 40 million people while stealing elections and they've had it.
I've said it before, and i'll say it again, enjoy ms. upton now, because that shit is about to take the next exit off the hottie-turnpike, straight into mediocrity lane. Pretty face? yeah, I'll give you that, but her Wisconsin genetics are about to betray her. I just think in the pantheon of other models out there, her personality may come off as fun and approachable, but there's other, much more attractive women in that industry, like irina Shayk.
Re: The Heart Day WDT (NSFW As Always)ua So, I was spending the night with a FWB last night and around 3 am we awoke to her exhusband pounding on her front door. Apparently he was drunk and walked there from his girllfriend's house. We ignored it at first and then he went around to the back door and started pounding again. She slipped out of the bedroom to confront him and told me to stay there to avoid escalating the situation. He walked right past her and into the bedroom where I was standing naked with my boxers covering my junk. He looked at me, said "hey" and then went back out to argue with her. I gave it about 2 minutes of staying in the bedroom and out of it before they started yelling. I got dressed and walked out to ask him what the problem was. He was about 6'2 180, I'm 6'6 230 and we squared up for about half a minute before he walked away. Even though I had the size, I was scared shitless he had a weapon. My Glock was in my glove compartment so I stuffed a screwdriver in my back pocket as he walked out. Cops were called, he ran off, and we both gave statements. She's worried I'll never call again. That's a very strong possibility. I'm not about to be the casualty of a domestic violence situation. Needless to say, if I do decide to see her again, I'm carrying.
Phew! Maybe he can help you repent for your wicked ways with his VIP prayer pass. It's probably too late, but at least you have a fighting chance.
http://www.wowktv.com/story/2475618...closing-kermit-wv-urine#.UwPetaKovlw.facebook I just assume everyone pisses in the sink at restaurants. At least cover the camera first. Come on man. Scotchcrotch, I highly suggest that you stop dating white trash. It is a lot easier than carrying a gun. You also have to remember that Florida is not Georgia.
I saw the link and the first thought that popped into my head was, "who hid a peep cam in a Kermit the Frog doll in the woman's bathroom".
Who said anything about "dating" her? I'm not some pudgy rent-a-cop that hides behind a gun. I know the law and wouldn't be afraid of an ass whooping in lieu of carrying. I also believe nothing is going to stop a gun but a gun, so.....yeah it's a tough call. But at the end of the day, I'd rather have that decision to make than him.
Or you know, you could just stop seeing the chick with the crazy ex-boyfriend. I know it's less cool than possibly killing someone, but I'd keep it on the table just for shits and giggles.
Is it just me, or is the board having a discussion about killing a person? Whatever, you Americans. With your Her namecheap booze and your bloodthirst. Scotch, goddamn you I like you but put...the gun...down or I'm going to have to come down there and waterboard your ass with a bucket of spiders. Besides, you showed him you're not a threat because you were nude and displaying you weren't packing heat, like the hostage negotiators who walk into the bank in their undies. If he was going to freak, he was certainly going to do it while RIGHT THEN AND THERE while you were standing naked in his ex's bedroom and I can only guess the place also smelled of the wonderfully pungent odour of Fuckfumes? Anyhoo. At least the guy is a drunk, and smaller than you. Maybe's he's less nuts when he's sober I say play it by very listenable ear if you are going to continue to drop trow with his woman. Just remember: crimes of passion are the most unpredictable, and most dangerous. On the other hand, It could be HER that could be crazy. The crazy you NEVER see coming. The crazy that tries to ruin your life after two dates. And the hits just keep coming after that ATTENTION, ALL JACKALS: Her names is Quin Woodward Pu from D.C. A lot of douchebags have crossed this board and the Rudius board a LOT over the years. Joey Porsche, Lee Hotti, Arthur Kade, RedHighHeels, we even had Milly and "The Founder" but the most perfect one of all has to be John Fitzgerald Page. Esquire. This girl I shit you not is his soul mate. The amount of personality psychosis this girl has is cataclysmic. Remember her name, you'll be screaming it later. This crazy, crazy female went on two dates with a guy, and he admittidly took the cowards way out and sent her the thanks but no thanks text. This is her and the text: So, this girl is a blogger and author. I'll detail in what way soon. She gets this email and hits the fucking roof. She publicly shames and humiliates this guys on her blog which goes viral, not withholding his identity, and she says that it's a feminist triumph that she emails the sexts she got from him to his boss to try and get him fired. She goes to absolute war over this guy for TWO DATES. Is it so bad he doesn't want to be near you? Can you blame him now? This is some of the pompous response she posts: And here is her version of the truth, some of it. And what her plans were. And she's a fucking leathery bat-winged Demon from the 9th dimension that gets burned by sunlight and vomits blood on church lawns. "Enjoy" this: Back to going viral: what happens when you get famous on the internet by acting like a megalomaniacal asshole? People dig into you like John Fitzgerald Page. And they find hilarious dirt. Remember I said she was an author? Author of two books actually. Self-published. The first book is her autobiography, a completely self-absorbed braggart tome about what it takes to get straight A's in school and here it is: ...couldn't put it down? Her second book...THE SEQUEL TO HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY: ..again, self-published because she's a spoiled bitch little rich girl who's daddy bought her into Vanderbilt and she relentlessly brags about it, and as a hobby, uses scorched earth tactics on any guy that dares dump her after ...two fucking dates. Perfection. A Voltron of pure awesome coming to together to create the Worst Female in America. Naturally, the internet found her, hated her instantly and nuked her Amazon Book reviews from orbit with reviews like "The author of this book is a fucking bitch and should kill herself". Take a bow.