I'm off the opinion that most people in America have way more self-esteem than they actually deserve, and that it is the root of most of our societal problems.
Well, on the plus side, the Facebook photos tagged of you getting out of the pool in a wet t-shirt won't look out of place next to the photos you've already posted.
Hey, I'm dressed up. No t-shirts here. But seriously, that's my fear. Right in the water. That guy that had to watch over my shoulder the whole meet. I think he was jealous because he was on an Atkins diet and all he kept talking about was how much he missed carbs. So I had lots of those. I could almost feel him watching me eat. I'd make a joke here about how I suggestively licked the sour cream off the taco salad I was eating (ha!) but some of you guys might actually think I did that.
I don't care if y'all come chop me up, I do not understand the appeal of Kate Upton. Now, this is based entirely on the photos that have been posted in this thread. Her face is only generically pretty, not expressive at all, and her eyes look completely vacant. Someone said upthread that she gives good interviews, so maybe if I actually saw her in action I would change my mind. She has a great body, but so do a lot of other women and I can name dozens I would rather see than her. (the exception is the first one posted, which the poster made the point that she looks much better there and I agree)
Scarlett Johansson has tits, I'll look at hers. And when I'm done looking at them, my eyes will move up and see a face that has actual life in it. Even in that gif she looks completely vacant. Do her facial muscles move at all?
I don't do the violence toward women thing... and you've posted in the boobie thread. I'll let you slide but I can't speak for the others.
My God that gif looks painful. I've made the mistake of running around the yard with the dog outside in regular clothes a couple of times and my boobs killed the next day. I don't even have knockers like that, either.
So my brother has babies and my sister decides to get a dog in the same week. Seems like she's trying to steal his thunder a bit or is a bit jealous. Either way, sibling interaction never really changes no matter how old you get.
is this one of those weird nipples that no matter what never gets hard? ladies, that's a thing, right?
I have no idea what happened earlier in this thread, but Johansson doesn't have shit on Upton. Here's some major facial muscle movement...