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The Heart Day WDT (NSFW As Always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 13, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Re: John er, Jack and Coke

    My name is Chris, and if my parents named me Topher I would have pulled a fucking Menendez on them by now. I know of ONE Topher and he's the biggest bitch in Hollywood.

    Like Jenny12Many, Dry does not post often but she posts very, VERY well.
     
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    I met a girl the other week named Mercedith.

    I'm sure she's a very nice girl and all... but still. Younger generations are always going to have trouble being taken seriously by older generations, and names like Mercedith aren't helping.
     
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    I had a patient who's first name was Nekia. I assumed it was a chick. But as usual, when it comes to black peoples names, I'm always dead wrong.
     
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    I didn't biff it the other night and I didn't cry. I did, however, photo bomb my daughter's serious picture. She put it on her facebook with the comment "this describes by family perfectly." I was flattered.

     

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    Re: Re: The Heart Day WDT (NSFW As Always)

    Guess it's better than the photos you usually post on Facebook...
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Define better.
     
    #266 happyfunball, Feb 20, 2014
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    Is that Mercedes with a lisp?
     
    #267 john_b, Feb 20, 2014
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    If ever there were nominations for best TIB poster, all of my nominations would purely by coincidence come from that one thread...
     
    #268 The Village Idiot, Feb 20, 2014
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    Re: John er, Jack and Coke

    Yeah, and I was thinking that since Hooker and pirate slut are back, we might get some updates to certain threads.
     
    #269 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 20, 2014
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    Who is Dry and why has she not posted titty pictures every fucking day ever?
     
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    I concur, those tits are amazing.
     
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    Poor white people have been doing this for years. I lived in a rural area, and I don't remember any of the girls who had kids in high school coming up with a name that wasn't pants-on-head retarded. The only real difference is that poor black kids occasionally get famous as athletes or musicians. Poor white kids rarely grow up to do anything but make more poor white kids.
     
    #273 Clutch, Feb 21, 2014
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    Thats not true, they can grow to be Justin Bieber, then become poor and procreate.
     
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    There are a lot of wealthy people in the rural area I live in, and there are still a ton of retarded names. It has nothing to do with being poor, or being rural for that matter. Shit happens in the suburbs just as much as it does out here. It started around here about 10 years ago when all the Aiden Jayden Payden Kaiden Tayden names started showing up. I think I'll join the club and name my first kid Rayden.
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    Every once in a while, a day comes along where I think the following:

    "VI, you're an accomplished guy. You've done a lot of things, you've achieved some pretty awesome things. You've helped people, you've been kind, generous, and restrained from throttling people on a daily basis. You have developed a wicked sense of humor and pursued the path not taken. You've continued to try to better yourself, even at your advanced age. In short, you're a kick ass guy."

    Today is not that day.

    Motherfucker.
     
    #276 The Village Idiot, Feb 21, 2014
  17. Crown Royal

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    I think stupid or sorry..."unique" names boils down to parental attention whoring. Giving your kid(s) nicknames as actual names makes you an asshole. When my daughter was born, the people in the bed next to my wife's named their daughter Diamond. Another born the next day I shit you not named their son Ice. Ice, are you fucking kidding me? What is he, a henchmen from a low-budget 80's action film?

    The worst thing a parent can do is give their son a feminine name. Kids don't give a shit about feelings or political correctness, and if you name a boy Leslie or Lindsay his childhood is going to suck. I have a friend who's middle name is Laverne what is WRONG with people?
     
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    I have modest days like that too sometimes.
     
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  19. Crown Royal

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    Today I woke up with a gross, sweaty fever and continue to feel like absolute shit. I want to go home but I'm afraid if I do my asshole boss will assume I'm skipping out to go watch the game at noon. These are the people who not only demand a doctor's note for being sick, but also the receipt for the note to make sure it isn't forged. Large-type fuckheads, my supervising staff.
     
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    I'm sorry you're all feeling sucky right now. I FEEL AWESOME. Totally related to the coffee I just drank. I have today off, I am going to the range, and I am going to exterminate a large number fire ants. I am also making some bomb ass coleslaw. Today is gonna be rad!
     
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